Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Me: is this the krusty krab?
Operator: No this is Patrick.
(this likely will never happen, but it would be funny)
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Operator: What's your emergency?
*I play a fight scene from DBZ with the volume way up and a speaker near the phone*
Me: awww gawd, it won't come out, my intestines feel like they're about to explode and it won't come out!!!!
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Operator: What's your emergency?
Me: Oh, you know, the usual, some guy just robbed me, took my wallet, my phone, my laptop with all these top secret government files, my nuclear football, Air force 1. You know, just a stupid thug.
Operator: Um sir, could you please describe your attacker?
Me: Well, he was kinda pale, looked like OBL, I kinda couldn't touch him for some reason, my arm just passed right through him. Idk, nothin much to worry about, just catch him when it's convenient.
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Operator: What's your emergency?
Me: I just went on a killing spree nubs!!!! Ha! I just got a nuke too!! Now I'm gonna fire it and end this crap!!!
06-Mar-2012 01:27:08
