RuneScape Forum Archive | Funniest reasons to call 911

Makoprima

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operator: this is 911 what 's your emergency?

Me: my pronz isn't playing!

03-Dec-2011 03:47:16

Chucknrng

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Operater: This is 911 whats your emergency
Me: Sniff ** I cant login to runescape....

03-Dec-2011 04:26:52

Darkwitchs86

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op: this is 911 whats your emergency?
me: HELP! There's a dog that won't stop following me!
op: does it have rabbies?
me:i don't think so but it has a lot of fleas! help!
op: miss we will send animal control to your location
me: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
op: WHAT?
me: I JUST DIED!! STUPID DOG!!!
op: hangs up
me: hello?..... hello?......
(stays on the phone for an hour)
lol this is what i could only think of right now.

03-Dec-2011 04:46:44 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2011 04:49:09 by Darkwitchs86

[#2NU80QFYR]

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lol oak^^

03-Dec-2011 05:24:41

[#HIOWY4PVR]

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Operator: Whadda ya need?
Me: -Whisper- Im being followed.
Operator: By what?
Me: (silence)
Operator: What?! Hello!?!
Me: ...
Operator: WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!
Me: Omg thanks alot. That Lesser Demon just killed me.

16-Dec-2011 00:42:43

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Kirito

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RS account hacked

17-Dec-2011 04:23:36

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Werewolf

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911 what is your emergency
Me: someones broke into my house
Operator: where do you live
Me: Falador
Operator: ok wheres that sir
Me: in runescape
Operator: ok wait till i finish work and i'll come to you which world are you in
Me: hangs up OMG had to get the one operator that plays rs

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When the Full Moon Rises

Beware the Wolves Howl, This will be your final sound

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12-Jan-2012 21:51:09

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Werewolf

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operater: hello 999 whats your emergency
me: police please
operater: what seems to be the problem
me: my hamster commited gbh he bit me
operater: hello 999 whats your emergency
me: ambulance please
operater: what seems to be the problem
me: i got a paper cut i need my finger removing
operater: hello 999 whats your emergency
me: fire service please
operater: my house is on fire
(fire service rush in a few mins later)
me: hi my tables on fire
fire: where is this fire
me: dont these scented candles look lovely

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When the Full Moon Rises

Beware the Wolves Howl, This will be your final sound

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13-Jan-2012 15:09:29 - Last edited on 13-Jan-2012 15:10:42 by Werewolf