Operator: This is 911; what is your emergency?
Me: what would be the legal consequences of releasing 10,000 flies into my boss's house?
O: Sir, this doesn't permit to an emergency, please call your lawyer.
M: But this is a serious question!
O: Good bye.
*dial tone*
M: oh well, sorry boss
Operator: What's your emergency?
Me: Who's this?
O: Seriously WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me; nothing special
O; OMG RRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
^Chucks phone on floor^
Me; ........................................... -_-
Operator: What's your emergency?
Me: Who's this?
O: Seriously WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me; nothing special
O; OMG RRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
^Chucks phone on floor^
Me; ........................................... -_-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency?
Me: I cant Open this jar Please send help.
Operator: Sorry sir this isn't an emergency.
Me: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Operator: Bye sir
Me: Why Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!