911: hello, whats the emergency
guy: hey, i need help from search and rescue.
911: ok, where?
... lol
and this actually happened: some woman was out with a tour group and was reported as "LOST". she took part in the search for herself and only about 2 hours later someone recognised her. the problem? she had changed clothes so nobody knew it was her.
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Caller: HELP!!!!!!!!! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!
Operator: Tell me what's wrong...
Caller: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KETCHUP AND CATSUP?!?!?!?!
Operator: *sigh* They don't pay me enough to do this... *click*
Operator: What is the emergency?
Caller: Is this room 911?
Operator: What?
Caller: I'm calling Room 911.
Operator: No, this is 911.
Caller: So this is Room 911 and I need help regarding my roommate.
Operator: No. This is the emergency phone number. Not emergency room service. Go and talk to your Residental Assistant to help your problem with your roommate.
The Last number of my friend number is ***-***-*911 and I guess my palm accidentally cancel by touching the hang out button and it only typed the 911. I thought my friend was playing a joke on me so I went along with it then found out it wasn't
Operator: What's the emergency?
Person: There is a strange man in a blue suit approaching my vehicle.
Operator: Do you have his license plate number?
Person: No, but it says something on his car, P-O-L-I-C-E.. Oh.
Operator:...