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HeckImBack

HeckImBack

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'Hello, what is your emergancy?'
'My uncle isn't breathing!'
'Calm down sir, approach your uncle and check for pulse.'
'His heart stopped!'
'Try pushing against his chest and mouth-to-mouth breathing, we're sending an ambulance.'
15 minutes later...
'Doctor, I'm afraid we have to announce this man's death.'
'NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!'
2 minutes later...
'Haha! I was just pretending!'




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30-Mar-2012 08:38:06

Ashlin107

Ashlin107

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Operator: 911 whats your emergency?
Caller: Hi I've been pulled over by this guy who's wearing a uniform, showing me his badge, in some vehicle with red and blue flashing lights with the word police written on it and he's saying he's a cop and I was speeding and he's trying to give me this piece of paper.
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Operator: 911 whats your emergency?
Caller: Hi I was wondering were I could get a girlfriend? The statement below is false.
The statement above is true.

24-Apr-2012 10:03:03 - Last edited on 24-Apr-2012 10:05:06 by Ashlin107

Heat Boss

Heat Boss

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operator: What's the emergency?
Me: helpp *cough*
Operator: Okay, we're sending the squad, please hold....
*5 minutes later*

officer: wheres the fire????
Me: what fire? i just had a cold

29-Apr-2012 04:24:22 - Last edited on 29-Apr-2012 05:03:30 by Heat Boss

chxrlie cxt

chxrlie cxt

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Operator: 911, What's your emergency?
Me: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god!!
Operator: What's the problem?
Me: I just... I just saw... ZEZIMA?!?!?!!?!?!
*click*
Operator: 911, What's your emergency?
Me: Well, someone's... trying to kill me.
Operator: Where are you at?
Me: Oh, I'm on my couch...
Operator: Who is trying to kill you?! We will track them down right away.
Me: Well... it's a turtle.
Operator: What?
Me: I'm trying to jump on it ... but it's just too fast.
Operator: You say a turtle is trying to kill you?
Me: Yeah... I'm playing Super Mario.
*click*
Operator: 911-
Me: Okay, okay, okay... I need an answer to this trivia question, HURRY!!
*click*
Operator: 911, What is your emergency?
Me: I can't think of a funny reason to call 911.
*click*
^ Yeah.... :P
-BEND

31-May-2012 03:52:57

Get Fukt Pal

Get Fukt Pal

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True Story when i was 12 : Prank Called the cops saying there was a fire at a park... they send Police,Ambulance and Fire Department, no one is there. so they track down which Phone booth it was, me and my cousin saw the cops so we decided to run and hide, 3 hours later like 20 cops we're looking for us, we go home then bam grounded.... we didn't even notice they were going house to house telling everyones parent's :'(
Live everyday like it's your last.

31-May-2012 04:18:50

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