111 - Operator: police, ambulance or fire department?
Me: Fire department.
Operator: just putting you through.
Operator: What's your emergency?
Me: I've locked myself out of the house.
Operator: That's not a emergency.
Me: I heard you have a skeleton key...
This is based on a true story, I actually rang the fire department, not 111 and they still came up and broke into my house for me. Someone actually told me there was a skeleton key the fire department have, and I believed them