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Shady Jyuirv

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Operator: Hello 911, what is your emergency?
Me: My friend just died.
Operator: Well where are you? We will send help.
Me: I don't want help, I want a pepperoni pizza with mozzerella sticks!
Operator: …
Me: Hello?
Operator: Sir, we don't deliver pizza, so tell us your address so we can help your friend.
Me: Wait, why do you want my address if you won't deliver pizza?
Operator: So we can help your friend.
Me: Why? I told you he died.
Operator: *In sarcastic voice* So what did you want on that pizza?
Me: Awesome, now you're co-operating! Pepperoni please!
Operator: Ok, tell me you're address, and we'll deliver the pizza.
Me: Ok, the address is: XXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXX, XX
Operator: Ok, be right there. *hangs up*
10 Minutes later
Me: Awesome you're here!
Police: Where is your dead friend?
Me: Where's my pizza?
Police: Where is your dead friend?!
Me: Where is my pizza?!
Police: WHERE IS YOUR DEAD FRIEND?!?!
Me: WHERE IN THE WORLD IS MY –– Oof!
Police: I knew that taser would come in handy sometime!
Police: Ok, fake call, time to go back!

FIN

24-Sep-2009 00:54:17

Hurricaneria
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Hmm...they could be better :|
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28-Sep-2009 17:08:18

Poke Champ3
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Poke Champ3

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Operator: This is 911. State your emergency clearly and calmly.
Me: OHHH, THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!
Operator: Ma'am... are you ok?
Me:....Im a guy.
Operator:...Whatever. ARE. YOU. OK?
Me: No, I am now emotionally scarred for life because you thought I was a girl.
Operator:...Why did you call in the first place anyway?
Me: Don't get snappy! Actually, you know what! Im suing!
Operator: No!! Please man! I got 3 kids at home and I can't get fired again!

29-Sep-2009 23:44:50 - Last edited on 29-Sep-2009 23:46:03 by Poke Champ3

Ky-rus

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operator: you've reached 911, state your emergency.
redneck: my friend and i were hunting and my friend got attacked by a bear! i think he's dead! help!
operator: can you make sure he's dead?
operator: *hears gun shots*
redneck: yeah he's definitely dead, now what?
operator:...

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03-Oct-2009 02:33:20 - Last edited on 29-Oct-2009 20:55:34 by Ky-rus

John Rambo
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John Rambo

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operator-whats your emergency?
me- theres a freakin monster in my closet!!!! I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us as much as we love it! That's what I want!

06-Oct-2009 00:14:22

Yo Blue
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Yo Blue

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Bandos has just hurt my friend really bad , plz send help fast , hehe :P
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06-Oct-2009 20:15:25

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