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Arbrr

Arbrr

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* dials 911 *
Op.: Hello what is your emrgency.

Me: well i have two. One igt banned from Runescape... i need to get unbnned and also there is a old spong in the shower and i cant move it. ooh w8 nvm its just my cat. *Dances*
Nina BoNina Banana FoFanna On SEASON 9 Brown... YES PATTY!

09-Oct-2009 01:50:16

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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Sweet :)
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
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10-Oct-2009 13:01:07

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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OMG that's HORRIBLE!!! :O :O :O :O :O
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
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14-Oct-2009 20:17:51

That Tomato

That Tomato

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Me: *dials phone in a panic*
Operator: this is 911, what is your emergency.
Me: Oh- Emm- gee!!!, i need your help!!!
Operator: What is your emergency
Me: ITS A MATTER OF TIME AND SPACE-LIFE AND DEATH!!!
Operator: What is it?
Me: ITS SOO TRAGIC! I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT!!!!!
Operator: What is your emergency!
Me: PLEASE COME HELP ME!!!!!!!!!
Operator: WHAT DO YOU NEED!!!!!!!!?????
Me: IVE LOST A GAME OF CHECKERS!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
Operator: *hangs up phone*

14-Oct-2009 20:26:42

bunnydiver

bunnydiver

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Op:Hello, what is your emergency?
Me: Well, I was looking for the helping dude with the funny hair.
Op: I'm not sure I know who you're speaking of.
Me: Y'know! The guy with a pink afro and he likes to sing Thriller by Micheal Jackson in the hospital!
Op: Nope. I still don't know him. Now could'ya hurry because I've got patients waiting!
Me: But I wanna see that guy! (mom's voice in background) Oh nevermind. My mum said he's on a tv program.
Op: (hangs up phone)

14-Oct-2009 20:30:42

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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Again, could be better :|
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
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20-Oct-2009 00:27:39

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