Me: *Dials 911*
Operator: 911, What is your emergency?
Me: Hello!!!!! There Is A MURD
Operator: Please HOLD.........
ME: NO DONT PUT ME ON......
OPERATOR: *PUTS ME ON HOLD*
me: oh god no!
operator: what is it?
me: zezima logged in!
operator: who or what now?
me: ffs dont kid around! kill that barsted!
operator: um..yes...
me: oh god, your probally a fan arent you.
operator: gtfo the line man.
me: argh! dammit. you were too slow, now hell never die, hes got all his fans around him.
operator: *hangs up*
me: grr.
oh dammit.
sod..