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Funniest reasons to call 911
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911: Hello what's you're emergency?
me: My thread died!
911: Excuse me?
me: My thread, in the forums, it died!!!
911: Is this a pet???
me: NO!!! My thread, my precious thread!
911: Are you talking about on a computer?
me: Of course! what else would I be talking about!
me: My thread died!
911: Excuse me?
me: My thread, in the forums, it died!!!
911: Is this a pet???
me: NO!!! My thread, my precious thread!
911: Are you talking about on a computer?
me: Of course! what else would I be talking about!
04-Apr-2009 21:28:56
*dials 911*
*911 answers*
911: 911 whats your emergency?
Me: Oh my god, its horrible, its dispicable, I cant bear to look at it, Its so incredibly horrible, ITS A DISASTER
911: Sir, Sir, calm down, whats the problem?
Me: Im getting spammed by n00bs in RS asking for phr33 st00f, apparently...
911: OMG, Call in mods!
*911 dials Jagex secret-police headquarters, all of which are armed with banhammers and mute katanas*
Mods: We will be right over.
*mods arrive to find that my character has already been killed and stripped of his St00f.*
Mod1: This looks like an N-file (Like an X-file, but involves noobs instead.)
Mod2: You better bless his grave
*mod 1 blesses his grave, but then gets pwned by a bronze crossbow bolt*
Mod2: OMG, N00bs have returned!
911: Mods, Mods, are you there?
*I respawn in fally then pwn the n00bs*
mod2:
n00b army destroys Jagex Hq, then the operator hangs up
*Phone rings at the Police station and an operator picks it up*
911: Hello whats your emergency?
Me: Some jerk at the 911 center hung up on me after i pwned some n00bs.
*Operator hangs up*
*911 answers*
911: 911 whats your emergency?
Me: Oh my god, its horrible, its dispicable, I cant bear to look at it, Its so incredibly horrible, ITS A DISASTER
911: Sir, Sir, calm down, whats the problem?
Me: Im getting spammed by n00bs in RS asking for phr33 st00f, apparently...
911: OMG, Call in mods!
*911 dials Jagex secret-police headquarters, all of which are armed with banhammers and mute katanas*
Mods: We will be right over.
*mods arrive to find that my character has already been killed and stripped of his St00f.*
Mod1: This looks like an N-file (Like an X-file, but involves noobs instead.)
Mod2: You better bless his grave
*mod 1 blesses his grave, but then gets pwned by a bronze crossbow bolt*
Mod2: OMG, N00bs have returned!
911: Mods, Mods, are you there?
*I respawn in fally then pwn the n00bs*
mod2:
n00b army destroys Jagex Hq, then the operator hangs up
*Phone rings at the Police station and an operator picks it up*
911: Hello whats your emergency?
Me: Some jerk at the 911 center hung up on me after i pwned some n00bs.
*Operator hangs up*
07-Apr-2009 00:57:09
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