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Songcutgo

Songcutgo

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Operator:Hello 911 what's ur emergency?
Me: me finks me just killed me mum, she was sweeping duh floor with a hand brush ummk when i farted on her, me finks she must have inhaled duh fumes and me finks she died of suffication wtf do i do now theres still crumbs on me god damn floor i need a vaccume right away!.

08-Apr-2010 16:45:08

Skatehead3

Skatehead3

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*Calls 911*
Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Me: Yeah, ummmmm......
Operator: What is your emergency, sir?
Me: Wow, this is embarrasing....
Operator: Sir, please tell me what the emrgency is!
Me: Yeah..... uhm......... I kinda clogged my toilet, could you guys help me out?
*Operator hangs up*

-----------------Some are born great------------------------
----------------Some attain greatness----------------------
-----Some have greatness thrust upon them----------

08-Apr-2010 23:17:36

[#KKU8PDJHI]

[#KKU8PDJHI]

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"Help! My phone is broken and I've forgotten how to speak!"

And

"Hello, this is-"
"Hello, this is me, how may I help?"
"Um, excuse me?"
"Calm down! What is your emergency, sir?"
"Err, you called me..."
"Don't worry, we'll send over some help!"
"I think you need some help..."

10-Apr-2010 15:57:11 - Last edited on 10-Apr-2010 16:03:11 by [#KKU8PDJHI]

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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Keep it up!
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16-Apr-2010 18:28:25

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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:(
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
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26-Apr-2010 13:15:28

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