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The Raven

The Raven

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Dispatcher: Can I help you?
Me: AGHHH!MY ACC GT HAKD!!
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Me: Plzzzz hlp meh ma life is about RS!
Dispatcher: Sir, what language is this guy speaking?
Chief: Some kind of Gamer language. Possibly 1337, possibly French. (no offense to French people.)
Me: I'll giv u 3000K if u hlp! PLZZZZZZZ!
Dispatcher: Yes. You do need help. An ambulance is on the way.
Me: Noo, thts nt ma problm!....

"Dispatcher here, can I help?"
You: Can you send a police man to scratch my ass? I'm too lazy and fat to do it.

02-May-2010 03:11:25 - Last edited on 02-May-2010 03:13:30 by The Raven

Mainiac97
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Mainiac97

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Op: Hello, this is 911. How can I help?
Me: Hey! Hey operator! What are you operating? A toilet? neyahehehe!
Op: Er, no. We listen to emergencies and dispatch police, ambulances, or fire engines to the place of the emergency.
me: Hey! Hey operator! There's an emergency!
Op: What is it?
me: A toilet operator is taking my 911 call! neyahehehe!
Op: Seriously, is there any emergency?
me: You're an op, not a cop! I want a cop! neyahehehe!
Op: You are seriously getting on my nerves. I can get the cops for you.
me: Hey operator! What's an operator's favourite board game? operation! neyahehehe!
Op: shut up with your stupid puns!
Me: hey operator! if you take the 'tor' from your job name, we discover you're the next pavarotti! neyahehehe!
Op: That's it! I quit! I've had enough stupid jokes and puns! You need to fall in a pit and die! *hangs up*
Me: wait! Operator? Operator! I'm sorry! What I really wanted to say is that I've been robbed! Operator? *sigh*

04-May-2010 18:00:54 - Last edited on 04-May-2010 18:02:36 by Mainiac97

Mainiac97
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Mainiac97

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op: hello, this is 911. can we help you?
Me: I'm so hot, I'm on fire!
op: OK. what's your adress?
Me: my adress? ok. *.......*
op: OK, we'll be right there to extinguish the fire.
Me: you're the fire department? I thought I was calling hot-date chat!
op: *sigh*

04-May-2010 18:03:35

Octopri72

Octopri72

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operator:hello this is 999 how can i help
me: (sung in an anoying accent)hey digmon hey digmon digital friends to the boys and girls hey digimon hey digimon champion friends to the boys and girls
seven young kids went to camp for the summer ended up livin in a digital world
operator:is this some kind of joke
me:agumon digvolve to (in a deep voice)GREYMON!!!

04-May-2010 18:11:13 - Last edited on 04-May-2010 18:11:24 by Octopri72

The Raven

The Raven

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Operator: Emergency services, how may we help?
Me: Yeah, I'd like a double cheese pizza, anchovies, pickles, and loads of pepperoni.
Operator: Sir, this this 911, not Pizza Pizza.
Me: Oh, sorry. I meant to dial:
967-11-11! Call Pizza Pizza! HEY HEY HEY!

05-May-2010 00:32:51

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operator: 911 what seems to be the problem?
me: somebody shot me in the foot!
operator: oh my god! is he still there?
me: he's in the bunker infront of me!
operator: wait what?
me: some terrorist shot me in the foot as i was on my mission!
operator: wait so ur inthe army
me: yeah
operator: and your callling me about this. wait dont you have armor on your foot?
me: yeah and yeah
operator: *clunk* boooooooooop

20-May-2010 22:25:53

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