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Fergus
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Fergus

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When I was about 3, an ambulence went up my street. I dialed 911 to tell them that.
And I'm sure many of you have heard of the woman who called 911 because she was locked <inside> her car. It might have even been posted here. O_o

26-May-2009 18:18:38

Bugman37

Bugman37

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Operator:911,what's your emergency?
Me:Hi i'm a sad panda,i have no friends,everyone hates me,are you a theripist?You are!Finally i have someone to talk to.
*Operator hangs up*
*I start crying*
None of that stuff is true.
~The LOLCatz Will Rule The World,Just You Wait!~

26-May-2009 18:40:04 - Last edited on 26-May-2009 18:40:58 by Bugman37

Limo_Sandals

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Anonomous Caller : Mah pet rock isn't breathing! :( It's also being quite still.
This, my friends, is an absolute EMERGENCY.
~The Mythical Moocow is feeling lazy about his Siggy, so he's not going to use it, and instead replace it with a long run on sentence and use bad grammar from this point on and bad spellin frm tthis pos on well im getting bored kthxbai~
By the way, that was improper on PURPOSE. I can talk intelligently, and often do, unless if if it is in a joking manner. Please do not flame me for this, as it was in a joking manner. I'm bored. o rly?

26-May-2009 22:55:46 - Last edited on 26-May-2009 23:00:20 by Limo_Sandals

Vorlaith

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m is me o is opperator

m:omg omg omg !!!!!!#
o:what is wrong!
m:omg omg omg
o:tell me what is wrong
m:you wont belive this
o:dude tell me what the hell is rong
m:zezima is having a house party!!!!
o:sweet mother of jeuses really
m:no you stupid noob your mum is
o:oh really why didnt she invite me
m:im not joking zezima is actully having a house party then a drop party
o:yer sure kid gl wid dat. end of convo

next day

m:omfg i got 10 blue phats ftw(i realize zezima is a poor noob so dnt flame lol i know its soooo random but it would be soooo funny

26-May-2009 23:30:19

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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29-May-2009 22:54:18

TheFurryTank

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I called 911 because I thought someone robbed the fridge while we were asleep. I later found out I was sleepwalking.

Ooooh Bugs, ^ above post, I like that siggy! Unless you're a follower of Basement Cat. If so, better watch your back, Ceiling Cat will be coming for you.

29-May-2009 23:00:33

Vasnaa Gnome

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Operator: 911. What's your emergency?
Me: IT WON'T SQUIRT!
Operator: Excuse me?
Me: It won't Squirt!
Operator: What won't squirt?
Me: The ketchup! It won't squirt!
Operator: Have you tried cutting the container open?
Me: Yes! It won't squirt!
Operator: (Slamming noise coming from other end of the phone) What was that?
Me: That was my brother.
Operator: What happened to your brother?
Me: I hit him with a pan. He was bugging me.
Credit for the "It won't squirt!" line goes to my friend, whose name I cannot mention.

29-May-2009 23:08:53 - Last edited on 29-May-2009 23:10:55 by Vasnaa Gnome

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