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Operator: You called 911?
Me: Yes, My dog just ate a tree...
Operator: How exactly did he do that, Sir?
Me: I have no idea! One minute he was in the kitchen, the next minute he was digging into the tree-shaped graham crackers I just bought for my son.
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~Pen Rod~

05-May-2009 21:40:44

AustinJames

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*dials 911*
Operator: Please state your emergency.
Me: I would like to order a large cheese and pepperoni pizza.
Operator: Sir this is 911 not a pizzeria.
Me: Uhh, then i'll take some wings, barbaque sauce...uhhh
Operator: Sir we don't sell food here, do you have an emergency?
Me: Yes I do damnit!
Operator: WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY!!!
Me: I'M OUT OF FOOD!!! EITEHR SELL ME FOOD OR GIVE ME A BETTER NUMBER YOUR SERVICE STINKS!!!
Operator: Our specials today are...

10-May-2009 13:18:57

Wobble

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*ring ring*
Operator: Hello this is 911 how can we help?
Guy: London bridge is falling down!
Operator: You crack me up lol! Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol!





Wait, it's really falling down? Wobble. Ashdale Knights
Citadel Football League
Kingdom of Ashdale

14-May-2009 20:07:10 - Last edited on 14-May-2009 20:07:47 by Wobble

Hurricaneria
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Oh my god XD
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
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21-May-2009 00:06:14

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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Original :D
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
(¯`•._)Mëmbër×Ïñ×Wrî†êrš×Õƒ×Rûñë§cåpë(¯`•._)
(¯`•._)X¡þrõþê, †Hê Gø†hí© GÃñGš†Èr(¯`•._)
¨-...-¨ÑùmþÈr II õƒ Örgáñí£á†îøñ XIII¨-...-¨

25-May-2009 13:57:18

inactive2753

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Operator: What is your emergency?
Me: I WANT ANARCHY!!!
Operator: Why do you want anarchy?
Me: I want to PK in real life.
Operator: PK?
Me: Player-Kill. Its a Runescape term.
Operator: I HATE YOU PEOPLE GOING ON ABOUT THAT GAME!
Me: Sorry, i was just testing to see how many lines it took you to not ask a question. Goodbye.
Operator: HAHA! I have the Universal Doom Button!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Operator: Would you like to buy a house in HULL?!
Me: Isnt that classified as the worst city in britain?
Operator: But i love depression...
Me: And i love blood! *loads shotgun*
Operator: *loads bazooka*
Me: Why are we standing next to each other?
Operator: *fires bazooka*
Me: *grabs rocket and throws it back*
Ex-Operator: Ill be back...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

25-May-2009 21:43:16

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