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Hurricaneria
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Well...I'm back...and I gotta say...THESE ARE FREGGIN" HILARIOUS! Nice job!
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21-Apr-2009 00:44:47

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27-Apr-2009 21:19:57

Luzyfer343

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Woman: help! help! theres fire in the gym!
Operator: hello 911, wheres the fire?
Woman:Its at ----- street!
Operator: how did it happen?
Woman: well theres a super hot guy here and if you wont come there will be fire! help!
Operator: :| ....

28-Apr-2009 21:15:39

Hurricaneria
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I'm sorry, that made no sence... :|
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03-May-2009 13:27:25

Geirrod
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i found this off of a newspaper.

Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.

03-May-2009 13:42:50 - Last edited on 03-May-2009 13:43:24 by Geirrod

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*Dials 999* (yes Im from England)
Operator: How can I help you?
Me:I have a major problem
Operator: What is it?
Me: There's a fire at my school but I don't know the number for the Fire Service, can you tell me what it is.
Operator: It's 999.
Me:Cool thanks
*Dials 999*
Me:Help There's a fire down at my school, I rang 999 to find out the number for the Fire service and they told me it was this number.
Operator:This was the same number you rang before
Me :O h you were trying to trick me? fair enough, I wont invite the Emergancy services to our school bonfire then.
^Yeah I don't know either^

03-May-2009 13:53:32

Djinn Spelly

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Operator: 911, What is your emergency?
Person: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Operator: Sir, you're going to have to be more specific.
Person: HELLLLLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Operator: Sir, please state your emergency.
Person: M..mmm...mmm...maasshhheedd.....
Operator: Sir, what about mashed?
Person: Maaasshhhed potttatoessss...
Operator: Mashed Potatoes? Sir, what's wrong, is someone choking?
Person: Peeeeeaaaaaa****
Operator: Peas? Sir, is this some kind of joke?
Person: To...Tou...toutou...cccchiing......
Operator: Touching? Sir, what is your problem?
Person: FOR GOD SAKES MAN!!! HELP ME!!! IT'S THE PEAS AND THE MASHED POTATOES!!! THEY'RE TOUCHING!!!!

03-May-2009 14:09:10

Hurricaneria
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Kharil!!!
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05-May-2009 21:36:09

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