Operator: 911, What is your emergency?
Person: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Operator: Sir, you're going to have to be more specific.
Person: HELLLLLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Operator: Sir, please state your emergency.
Person: M..mmm...mmm...maasshhheedd.....
Operator: Sir, what about mashed?
Person: Maaasshhhed potttatoessss...
Operator: Mashed Potatoes? Sir, what's wrong, is someone choking?
Person: Peeeeeaaaaaa****
Operator: Peas? Sir, is this some kind of joke?
Person: To...Tou...toutou...cccchiing......
Operator: Touching? Sir, what is your problem?
Person: FOR GOD SAKES MAN!!! HELP ME!!! IT'S THE PEAS AND THE MASHED POTATOES!!! THEY'RE TOUCHING!!!!
03-May-2009 14:09:10