me hello 911 we have a problem come here quick
o ok
they arrive at my house and find me dead bleeding on the floor with a hotdog missing loads of ketchup next to me and i have writ a note saying that i spilt the ketchup so i died of starvation
umm lemme give it a shot
Me: *picks up fone calls popo
Police person: yes what is your emergency?
Me:I forgot your number and i have an emergency
Police person: how did yo- nvm gonna be a stupid answer... sir what is the "emergency"
Me: the hamburglar stole my taco, the taco bell chihuahua bit him, ronald mcdonald hurt himself, count chocula is drinkin milk, my dog is a boy, im out of cheerios, its 3 in the morning, im on the fone, oh yeah and *police officer hangs up*
Me: guess he doesnt want to know that 6 people got shot on or that the cookie monster just broke into some ones house....
O_o
Operator:911,what's the emergancy
Me: Oh my god,so huge!!!!!
Operator:thats wat she said
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that is hilarious!!! rofl i could imagine that
operator ive beet cut!!
Guy:calm down!
But its huge!!
Guy: thats what she said
Operator: "What is your emergency?"
Me: "There's a shooting nearby! One guy is shooting at the other guy, and vice-versa! Please help!"
Operator: "Can you describe the situation?"
Me: "Well this one criminal is shooting at an innocent person! And the innocent person is protecting himself by shooting back!"
Operator: "Can you describe the criminal and the victim?"
Me: "Well the criminal is wearing a dark navy shirt, with a badge on the right. The innocent victim is wearing a dark ski mask. Please help the poor guy!"
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03-Dec-2008 04:30:35
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03-Dec-2008 05:38:59
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Samlink1016
This is a true story.. I was at my grandmas house and we sit down to eat lunch, I have two hotdogs and I drop one on the floor, I pick up the fone and dial 9111111111111111111111... it starts ringing and im like ahh and hang up! then the police come to my door lmao
"Hello, can I have a mecharoni pizza with mushroom please..."
"Mummy, I wet my pants..."
"There's a fly in my bedroom..."
"Chris Tarrent here, from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire..."
operator: hello what is your emergency?
Me: Help! i am helplessly bored!
operator:.....ok....ill fix that.....
5 minutes later tehnoobshow arrives
operator: hello what is your emergency?
tehnoobshow: uhh... this guy laughed so much that hes having a seizur....
-operator starts hearing talking in the backround-
Me: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST SEIZURE OF MY LIFE!!!!