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DuYuNoDaWae

DuYuNoDaWae

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911 (Or 000): What's your emergency?
Me: MY MEMBERSHIP JUST RAN OUT D:
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What's your emergency?
Me: MY ICE TITAN IS MELTING!
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What's your emergency?
OMGOMGOMGOMGOGM I HAVE THE CASTLE WARS FLAG BUT IM BEING BARRAGED OM*GOM*GOM**MIDSNGOSD**SDN SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Emergency?
What do you think I should take to beat Jad?

09-Jan-2010 04:32:24

Timmy Foxy

Timmy Foxy

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Haha ^

Operator: Whats your problem?
Me: MY FRIEND JUST DIED AND IM ALMOST DEAD!!

Operator: Where are you?

Me: Im at bandos and my friend is in lumbridge!

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Operator: Yes, whats the problem?

Me: Im poisoned!

Operator: What kind of poison?

Me: I got specced by a dds'er and forgot my antipoison!
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Operator: What can i help you with?
Me: Noh-Wan is dying!
Operator: ...

18-Jan-2010 09:39:25 - Last edited on 18-Jan-2010 10:24:58 by Timmy Foxy

Jack Sparrow
Mar Member 2022

Jack Sparrow

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*** *** These calls really were made by 2 people out there in the world. *** ***
1.
My cheeseburger wasn't made right.
2.
I think I am locked in my car because the locks are electrical and I forgot I can just pull up the little lock.

18-Jan-2010 11:47:40 - Last edited on 18-Jan-2010 11:47:58 by Jack Sparrow

Hurricaneria
Nov Member 2023

Hurricaneria

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25-Jan-2010 20:31:57

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