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29-Jan-2010 03:59:50
Operator: Hello, you have called 911. What is your emergency?
Me: I have dropped my chocolate bar on the floor. Could you please come and pick it up?
Chocolate bars are yummy but can be dangerous.
Me: I have dropped my chocolate bar on the floor. Could you please come and pick it up?
Chocolate bars are yummy but can be dangerous.
31-Jan-2010 13:51:57 - Last edited on 31-Jan-2010 13:52:12 by Jake 32 3
*A wife picks up the phone, and dials 911*
Operator: What's your emergency?
Wife: Oh, God, PLEASE! HURRY! MY HUSBAND WAS JUST MURDERED!
Operator: Sending a unit immediately.
*Two minutes later, a squad car arrives at the wife's house*
*Officer breaks down door*
Officer: Where is he? Where's the murderer? What happened?!
Husband: Thank God you came! Here, here!
*The husband ushers the officer to the computer*
Husband: I forgot to bring my anti dragonfire shield to the Blue Dragons, and I forgot how to get back! Please hurry!
Officer: ...
*The officer executes the husband and wife, and steals the husbands RuneScape account*
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Well, it's not much, but I thought of it on the spot.
Operator: What's your emergency?
Wife: Oh, God, PLEASE! HURRY! MY HUSBAND WAS JUST MURDERED!
Operator: Sending a unit immediately.
*Two minutes later, a squad car arrives at the wife's house*
*Officer breaks down door*
Officer: Where is he? Where's the murderer? What happened?!
Husband: Thank God you came! Here, here!
*The husband ushers the officer to the computer*
Husband: I forgot to bring my anti dragonfire shield to the Blue Dragons, and I forgot how to get back! Please hurry!
Officer: ...
*The officer executes the husband and wife, and steals the husbands RuneScape account*
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Well, it's not much, but I thought of it on the spot.
05-Feb-2010 20:51:26
Hmm...It's not that good, sorry
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06-Feb-2010 16:06:15 - Last edited on 06-Feb-2010 16:06:27 by Hurricaneria
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