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Operator: This is 911, what's your emergency?
Me: Twinkle twinkle little star
Operator:??
Me: How I wonder what you are
Operator5: *hangs up*
Me: Haven't finish my song yet! :@ ------------------------------------------------------------
In the meantime no ideas sorry :( I am just a bit tired while writing this

07-Jan-2011 15:10:48

HarpoonIPA
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Op: 911, whats ur emergency?
me: Weelllll, theres this doooood walking like across the streeeetttt and i think hess like walkingg nd stuufff.
Op: if he threatening you or does he look suspicious?
me: noo butt hess likeeee walking and st000fffff.
Op: alright ill send the navy. stay inside and lock your doors. no1 is thin enough to walk anymore!

12-Jan-2011 02:55:24

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*Dials 911 with a war going on in the background*
Operator: Hello, 911, what is your emergency?.. Sir, what's going on? It sounds like a war out there..
Me: Bloody murder! Bloody murder!
Operator: Sir, where are you? And WHAT are those sounds?
Me: Bloody freakin' murder!
Guy being beaten by his own skull: THIS ISN'T PHYSICALLY POSSIBLARGH!!
Operator: Sir, where are you? I can send the marines but--
Me: BLOODY MURDERAAAAAAAARGH....!!

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18-Jan-2011 22:35:49

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