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Operator: This is 911, whats your emergency?
Me: Oh I want a haircut not emergency.
Operator: Um this is 911 not the barber sir.
Me: IM NOT A SIR I WANT MY HAIRCUT!!
Operator: *hangs up*
Me: HELLO? I WANT MY HAIRCUT DUDE!!
P.S. Sorry I ran out of new ideas! :(

30-Jan-2011 03:32:13

WolfpawOfWC

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This one is more of a joke then a funny reason to call 911.
Operator: This is 911. What is your emergency?
Guy: Some guy just got shot!
O: Ok. Where are you?
G: Sycamore Street!
O: OK. How do you spell Sycamore?
G: Um...S...I...C...um...Never mind! I'll move him to Oak Street!

Operator: Hello, this is 911. What is your emergency?
Me: OMG! Hlp! I cn't stp tlking in txt tlk!
Operator: Sir, that is not a real emergency...
Me: Its cntgious! Soon u'll b tlking lke ths 2!
Operator: Sir, people could be dying right now...
Me: Hrry! U shold hang up b4 u strt tlking lke this 2!
Operator: OMG! Nw I'm tlk in txt talk 2!
Me: LOL! I tld u 2 hang up b4 u caughtit 2! :P

10-Feb-2011 23:53:02 - Last edited on 10-Feb-2011 23:54:14 by WolfpawOfWC

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19-Feb-2011 13:37:05

Sillyworld

Sillyworld

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Operator: hello, 911, state your emergency.
Me:
I wanted to become a player mod the other day, but my reports didn't seem to do anything. I thought, let's try this irl! So I went to the twon square, and sure enough, someone looked like he was being scammed by two big guy who were surely 138. I ran up to them and said proudly, "Reported for breaking the rules!" one pulled out a strange looking device that spat fiery death, so I attempted to activate protect from Mage and ran away. It didn't work, and I decided to restore my prayer points,surely that was the problem. I got to the church, restored my prayer points, and kept walking. I decided that this was apparently a pvp world based upon the Mage from earlier, and stopped in at the local Grand Exchange to purchase some sharks. As they were fresh out, I purchased some raw lobsters instead. While haggling over the difference between gp and dollars, several people Pulled out more Mage weapons and threatened to shoot. Seeing my opportunity, I jumped on the counter and reached for my bandos godsword as I shouted, "Reported!" they again were not affected and laughed. Angry now, I pulled out the bgs I had just purchased and attempted to use a special attack on the leader! He got angry and he and his friends teamed up against me and attacked with Fire Surge and their Mage weapons. I couldn't take it, and died. However, instead of waking up at Lumbridge, I was in a bright room with someone looking like Surgeon General Tefani looking over me. The cost of restoring my lifepoints to full was 4000 gp irl cash.
K?
Operator: Er.. What now?

13-Mar-2011 14:48:22

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