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call 911 and ask the operator on a date
call 911 to test ur cellphone
call 911 to tell them burger king messed up your order
call 911 because mcdonald's coffee is hot
call 911 because you are married
call 911 becuase you got locked in your car
call 911 for company from the dispatchers
call 911 becuase mcdonald's doesnt have mcnuggets
call 911 because you cant finish your math homework
call 911 from lack of shrimp in fried rice
call 911 to teach your kids how to call the cops

28-Mar-2011 20:30:25

GuitarGod10

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true story here:
when my brother was around 6 years old, my mom locked him in a room because she was angry. my brother picked up the phone, dialed 911, and said "help my mom locked me in my room." the cop said "listen, if you call this number i'll have you arrested."

28-Mar-2011 20:32:33

Hailstorm4

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Operater:what is it?
ME:can you help me?
Operater:well tell me what happened?
ME:runescape has glitched and now it NULL THE NULL MONSTER WILL EAT ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. hehehe lol im joking dude hehehe...
*there is a knock on the door*
ME:hold on a second
*opens the door*
ME:who are you?
???:the operater!
*bang*

05-Apr-2011 20:54:40

Hailstorm4

Hailstorm4

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Operater:what is it?
ME:can you help me?
Operater:well tell me what happened?
ME:runescape has glitched and now it NULL THE NULL MONSTER WILL EAT ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. hehehe lol im joking dude hehehe...
*there is a knock on the door*
ME:hold on a second
*opens the door*
ME:who are you?
???:the operater!
*bang*

05-Apr-2011 20:54:40

FishMustache

FishMustache

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*phone rings*
*operater picks up*
O-Hello what is your Emergancy?
M-hey
*long silence*
O-whats the problem
M-so what's up
O-nothin much
M-cool..................ya so um.............I wanna go tweet but ya know......
O-I don't know
M-Oh you don't know... I mean I thought everyone knew..........
Brother in the background-Oh no please Don't!!!!!!
O-What?
M-*long breath*.....BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD
SUUUURFIIIIIN BIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOO MAO MAO OO OO MAO MAO
WELL EVERYBODYS HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD
BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WO--
*phone hangs up*
O=Operater
M=me

06-Apr-2011 01:09:10

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