operator: what's the problem?
Me
.M.G O.M.G O.M.G O.M.G O.M.G the sky is blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
911: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: Omg, they won't put hot sauce on my burrito. I demand someone to get here now. If someone isn't here soon i'll sue.