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Mainiac97
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Mainiac97

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Op: Hello, this is 911, can I help you?
Chris: Hello, this is Chris Tarrant, from 'Who wants to be a millionare'.
Op: Erm....is there an emergency?
Chris: Of sorts, yes. Mainiac97 can't answer this question, you see, and he wants you to answer this question.
Op: You should only call 911 if there is an emergency.
Chris: You don't understnad-if I don't phone whoever the millionare wannabe wants me to phone, I'll get the sack.
*Op hangs up*
*In WWTBAM studios, Chris is looking at me*
Chris:You sick (beep)! You made me lose my job, you (beep)! Oh, yeah, btw....*music* I'm not wearing underwear today....

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26-Jul-2009 13:53:56

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*calls number*
Operator: What do you want?
You: Ohh, ohh, it's Santa!
Operator: ??????????
You: For christmas i want a godsword and 20mill and.....
Operator: It's not Christmas yet......
*hangs up*
You: Oh yeah, it's July....

28-Jul-2009 07:13:07

Shady Jyuirv

Shady Jyuirv

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operator:hello this is 911, what is your emergency?
me:what emergency, i thought this was the pizza place?!?!?!
operator:hello this is a 911 operator, what is your emergency?
me:theres a spider in my house, i think it might be poisonous, can you send someone over here to kill it?
operator:hello, what is your emergency
me:theres a UFO!!!!! plays the music that goes like oooooh weeeee wooooooo on those old alien movies.
operator:where?
me:i donno, somewhere near my house
operator:where is your house?
me:i dont know!!! im only 6 years old!!!!!(not actual age)
EDIT: i jst realized this got 00 in seconds!!! yay =P

02-Aug-2009 23:59:00 - Last edited on 03-Aug-2009 00:10:23 by Shady Jyuirv

A8

A8

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operator: what is your emergency?
me: I am losing my life fast!!!
operator: is it serious
me: Well.. i did dial 911
operator: where is your location?
me: north falador world 89 pvp
operator: where is that?
me: runescape
operator: ...
me: well, you see I am being brutally murdered right by the bank
operator: oh, I am playing runescape on world 89 too You must be that noob I am killing right now... I really need to stop playing runescape during operating hours
me: since when do operators play runescape?
operator: since when do people call 911 with runescape emergencies?
me: won't they fire you?
operator: sorry I am busy pwning someone over rs
me: dangit i just died
operator: pwned you noob

05-Aug-2009 09:40:18 - Last edited on 05-Aug-2009 09:42:53 by A8

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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Epiciest thread I've ever made...
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05-Aug-2009 20:07:19

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