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15-Aug-2010 19:06:40
911: 911, what is your emergency?
Me: Chess stole my meat cleaver!
911: Um... what?
Me: Chess stole my meat cleaver!
911: Um... what?
16-Aug-2010 08:39:18
911: Hello, 911, What is your emergency?
Me: My dinner is cooking IN THE OVEN!!!
911: I dont see the problem?
Me: I DO!
911: Well, I dont.
Me: Ok, well what if it catches on fire?? Huh? Then will it be a problem??
911: umm yes..
Me: Ok, then get a fire station outside my house RIGHT NOW just incase it happens!
911: Umm we have more import-
Me: So its not important if I DIE?
911: Ok Lis-
Me: Send me a fire truck or I'm filing a lawsuit against you!
911: Listen, Si-
Me: -hangs up-
(30 minutes later..the house is on fire..)
911: Hello, What seems to be the problem?
Me: My house is on fire!! Send fire trucks!!!
911: When you took the chicken out of the oven..did you turn off the oven?
Me: umm no..
911: Then turn it off..your house isn't on fire.
-hangs up-
5 minutes later I die because the guy..would not, send a fire truck to save mai
Me: My dinner is cooking IN THE OVEN!!!
911: I dont see the problem?
Me: I DO!
911: Well, I dont.
Me: Ok, well what if it catches on fire?? Huh? Then will it be a problem??
911: umm yes..
Me: Ok, then get a fire station outside my house RIGHT NOW just incase it happens!
911: Umm we have more import-
Me: So its not important if I DIE?
911: Ok Lis-
Me: Send me a fire truck or I'm filing a lawsuit against you!
911: Listen, Si-
Me: -hangs up-
(30 minutes later..the house is on fire..)
911: Hello, What seems to be the problem?
Me: My house is on fire!! Send fire trucks!!!
911: When you took the chicken out of the oven..did you turn off the oven?
Me: umm no..
911: Then turn it off..your house isn't on fire.
-hangs up-
5 minutes later I die because the guy..would not, send a fire truck to save mai
22-Aug-2010 14:53:23
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