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[#1ABR6WZOZ]

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Operator: What is the doofusness of your emergency?
Me: I JUST STEPPED ONTO THE FLOOR!
Operator: *hangs up*
Me: AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET THESE RUSTY NAILS OUT OF MY FOOT!!!
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Me: OH NO! My house is on fire! I'd better call 911!
The other end: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! How may I help you?
Me: I'd like an extra large stuffed-crust pizza. Put mushrooms and pepperoni on it please. *hangs up*
Me: Hmm... I wonder my A/C is broken...
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Operator: 911, state your emergency please!
Me: We are the champions, we are the champions......
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Operator: 911 speaking, what is your emergency?
Me: Why did you call me here?
Operator: Because I think you're cute ;) Me: I've already told you sir, I don't roll like that. Now don't call me here again! *Hangs Up*
Operator: He wants me ^_^
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Operator: 911 here, please state your emergency.
Me: I have to make a poo!
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I could roll these out all night if I wanted.

26-Aug-2010 03:23:02 - Last edited on 26-Aug-2010 03:42:45 by [#1ABR6WZOZ]

OGState Bird

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Hello everyone! I'm part of the fire dept. and EMS (paramedics) for my local city :) . I noticed this was a funny thread, but do remember the seriousness of calling 911 only for emergencies. When you prank call us, we could have another call which has someone's life on the line ;) .
Let's have some fun now ^_^ ! Here is something along the lines of a call we got for doing EMS one night, I actually couldn't help my self from laughing when the page was sent us for us O_o .
Operator: What is your emergency?
Person: Well I have someone here with a giant papercut
Operator: Alright, we'll get the ambulance there as fast as we can. Just hang on there.
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01-Sep-2010 22:02:32

EDICTARTS

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Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: My house is made of wood.
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: I discovered Narnia
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: I'm sad about stuff
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Operator: Hello what's your-
You: TACOS!
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: My internet lagged and caused me to die. FIX IT NOW.
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: I farted.
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: I can't find the TV remote
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: My alarm clock went off three seconds before it was supposed to
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: Because I felt like it
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: *Silence*
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: Do you like donuts?
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: I LOVE COLORING!!!!!!
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: It's my birthday and I got no cake.
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: The world ended.
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: I got banned for making this list.
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: I sneezed.
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: Wrong Number - Sorry!
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: I'm bored.
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: Mcdonalds made me fat.
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: I got your text LMFAO
Operator: Hello what's your emergency?
You: Hello is this Tom Cruise?
LOL idk why I just made a random list of funny things that could of been said.
-EDICT

07-Sep-2010 05:47:32

Crayonz
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Crayonz

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*Dials 911*
Op:911, what's your emergency?
Me:Help, me and my friend were hunting and i shot him accidentally, i think he's dead
Op: Calm down sir! First you must make sure he really is dead
Me: *gunshot* Ok now what?

11-Sep-2010 16:20:21

Daxy-Chan

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*fire at burgerking*
Me: *calls 911operator*
911 Operator: Whats your problem?
Me: Uhm... Burger king ran outta fries...
911 operator: UHM! Thats the stupidest... Oh my gosh...*hangs up*
Me: Maybe they would have fixed the fries if I called for a fire... *calls again*
911 operator: Whats your emergency?
Me: Burger king--- Burger king is on fire!
911 operator: nice try...
me: Wai--*beeeeeeeeep*
Me: Darn!!..... Ill take a burger... No mustard just ketchup.. Uhm... A coke.. Maybe a large frie... And... So.. yeah... Heres my number.. Just call me when your... done. Have a nice day!

07-Oct-2010 13:18:47

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