Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Caller: Okay. So, I'm running from this guy...
Operator: Does he have a weapon? Where is your location?
Caller: Don't interrupt me! Now, where was I? Oh, yes. I'm running from this guy. He has a water gun, except it's real and shoots bullets. It's like a real gun, except... Actually, it is a real gun. So there I was, telling him he wasn't allowed to have a gun. So then he said to gtfo, and I asked what did that mean? Then he said some very mean words and I asked if he kissed his mother with that mouth. Then he asked what did I say about his mother. Then I said...
Operator: The entire story isn't necessary, ma'am. I need your location to se-
Caller: DID YOU JUST CALL ME MA'AM? DO I SOUND LIKE A WOMAN TO YOU?!
Operator: I apologize, sir, but I need a lo-
Caller: So now you need something from me? Forget it! I wouldn't help you if you were the last person on earth!
Operator: Sir, please do not hang up without notifying me of your location.
Caller: Location this and location that! That's all you ever want from me! I thought you loved me for who I am, not where I can get you! *Breaks into sobs*
Operator: Excuse me? Sir?
Caller: *Dial tone*
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Later that night, the call was traced and the caller was arrested for prank calling the police.
He had to pay a fine, and do 10 hours of community service.
((This did not happen, but is what would happen if someone prank called 911))
08-Sep-2011 21:05:28
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08-Sep-2011 21:06:30
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Sir Merdon
