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SirIronPants

SirIronPants

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operator:what is your emergency?
caller:i think my brother is hurt!
operator: how is he hurt?
caller:he was in the bathroom, and i walked by, and it sounded like his organs were falling out!
operator:is the another damn prank call!?!!?!

09-Jun-2009 23:41:21

SirIronPants

SirIronPants

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operator:what is your emergency?
caller:i think my brother is hurt!
operator: how is he hurt?
caller:he was in the bathroom, and i walked by, and it sounded like his organs were falling out!
operator:is the another damn prank call!?!!?!

09-Jun-2009 23:41:25

Sports441995

Sports441995

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operator: What is your emergency?
me:
No one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true
I wanted to have something, I didn't know what to do
It seemed like a good idea, and no one else was around
I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can't get it out.

Sing to tune of "genie in a bottle"- christina agulara

09-Jun-2009 23:44:45

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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Uhh...yea...
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
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10-Jun-2009 23:59:49

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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XD wow
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
(¯`•._)Mëmbër×Ïñ×Wrî†êrš×Õƒ×Rûñë§cåpë(¯`•._)
(¯`•._)X¡þrõþê, †Hê Gø†hí© GÃñGš†Èr(¯`•._)
¨-...-¨ÑùmþÈr II õƒ Örgáñí£á†îøñ XIII¨-...-¨

13-Jun-2009 19:10:21

neverrmind
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neverrmind

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operator: whats your emergency?
me: i got crap on my pants
operator:errr..
me: oh crap i just peed my self
operator: ill call a plummer..
me: ahh the pee is coming through the phone
operator: holy crap!
me: all better..

19-Jun-2009 01:30:37

sakumofish

sakumofish

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Operator: 911 whats your emergencies?
Silvado1: Help Help i got peanut butter stuck in my mouth!
Operator: Oh my god!!!!!! Don't worry i am calling the ambulance
*5 days later*
Operator: And Silvado1 was never heard from ever again....
Hoped You liked it ^_^

19-Jun-2009 01:49:12

SirPeanutGuy

SirPeanutGuy

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I got this from an episode of Southland...
Operator: What is your emergency?
Me: Hello, is this 911?
Operator: Yes, it is, sir, what is your-
Me: THEY RAN OUT OF CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Operator: ...What?
Me: I've been eating at...for fifteen years, AND THEY DON'T HAVE ANY CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Operator: ...?
Me: ARGAFGJAGFDAHFK!!!!!!!! F***ING RESTURANT!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Operator: Noob.
~Peanut~

19-Jun-2009 01:58:06

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