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Antipholus

Antipholus

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opereator: 911 whats your emergency
me: i'd liek a cheeseurger deluxe and super salty fries please
operator: im sorry sir you havethe wrong number
me: no this is 911 cheesburgers
operator: sorry sir please hang up
me: neva for i will get my cheeseburger deluxe
*hangs up*

07-Jun-2010 02:29:01

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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20-Jun-2010 05:23:11

va54

va54

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Operator: 911, What's your emergency?
Me: *laughs weirdly but it sounds like screaming*
Op.: Oh my gosh, are you okay?
Me: What? Oh yeah, I'm fine, I just called to say Hello, how's the graveyard shift?
Op: Err, it's lovely, but what was that sound? It was like you were screaming, or someone was.
Me: Oh, that was me. My brother was tickli-
*click*
Me: Aww, They hung up!!
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20-Jun-2010 06:02:11 - Last edited on 20-Jun-2010 06:02:30 by va54

Slain Curse
May Member 2022

Slain Curse

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Operator: 911, please state your emergency.
(Guy): Guthiiixxxxxxxxxxxx!!!
Operator: Sir, please tell me what is the emergency.
(Guy): Your not my pony!
Operator: (hangs up)
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Slain Curse: The Wanderer
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20-Jun-2010 06:15:22

ArcticTroll

ArcticTroll

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operator: whats your emergancy?
me: im eatting a kitty
operator: whats your emergancy?
me: im really bored...
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20-Jun-2010 06:34:20

Festive Will

Festive Will

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Women Operator: Hello 911. Whats your Emergency?
Me: Hi
Women Operator: Sir what is your Emergency?
Me: My Heart is Broken I just got dumped. Wait I could take you for Pizza Tomorrow. It'd be fun.
Women Operator: ( Hangs Up )
Next Day
Car Pulls into Drive Way. Ugly lady steps out of the car. " I'm ready for our Date! " She says in a High Pitch Voice.
~Lesson Learned~

24-Jun-2010 12:39:34 - Last edited on 25-Jun-2010 01:19:56 by Festive Will

Saphira551

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Caller: Hello, operator?
Operator: Yes, what is your emergency?
Caller: WOOOOOOOOAAAH!!! MY S-X IS ON FFFIIIIIIIRE!!!
Sorry if this has been said, but I seemed to feel I had to. :)
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28-Jun-2010 16:21:01

Toa Takanuva
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Toa Takanuva

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heres my one
me:*calls 911*
operator:hello 911 what is your medical emergancy
me:umm theres a rev in my backyard
operator:.....whats a rev?
me:a ghost alright ive tried speaking with it it did a mage attack send help!
operator:ok (lie)
me: no no nooooooooooooooooooooooooo*teles to some where and teles operator back*
operator: who r u?
rev:ur nightmare
operator:nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

29-Jun-2010 02:22:53

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