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Hey uh yeah..I posted mine like a few posts ago..any 1 like it?


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13-Jul-2010 21:55:48

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911: Hello, 911, what is your emergency?
Me: Help me, please, I'm locked inside a car!
911: Where are you? I'll send officers down to help you.
Me: I'm in my car in a car park, and my cars locked, I can't get out!
911: Calm down, since your inside there must be a way to unlock the door.
Me: HOW?!?!
911: Do you see a latch on the furthest part of your door?
Me: Which door?
911: THE RIGHT!
Me: Oh, yeah, ok, which latch?
911: It should look like a metal or plastic latch sticking out on top..
Me: Oh, yes, pretty, I see, what do you want me to do about it..?
911: PULL IT!!
Me: Wait a minute, ive seen this on tv, once i pull it is supposed to explode!!!!
911: NO IT WONT!!
Me: How do you know?
911: I've done it before..
Me: Oh fine, maybe it was a diehard..
911: JUST PULL THE DAMN LATCH!!!
* I pull the latch and I hear the car unlock sound*
Me: Oh! That was easy..its not going to explode!
911: Well, duh..
Me: What's your name?
911: Deborah (hes a guy)
Me: ooh..Deborahs really turn me on..
* Sounds of a call hanging up *
Well..its the best one I've made! Tell me if you like it!

15-Jul-2010 01:53:09

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* dials 911 *
911:Hello, 911, how may I help you?
Me: I-It-It's gotten me!!
911: stay calm sir, what has gotten you
Me: It..It caught up with me!
911: Sir! What caught up with you??
Me: My..My..my sister, we are having a race!!
911: ..and what do you expect me to do?
Me: ..uhh send the army to come shoot her tires?
911: Wait..tires? What? Where are you?
Me: Umm we're on a deserted place with lines..and a bunch of signs with useless numbers saying "Speed Limit - 65 MPH" and theres a bunch of cars chasing me, like they have sirens and are black and white..
911: Sir, how fast are you going?
Me: Oh, only about 115+ MPH
911: Sir..that would be the police chasing you..
Me: What do I do? Just let my sister win?
911: Unless you want to get arrested..
Me: SHUT UP!!! IM GONNA WIN!!!!
911: Sir..that isn't a very good choi-
* I hang up*
Me: HAHAHAHA!!! (Wild scream)
* I cross the finish line but my sister is already parked on the side of the rode*
Me: Dammit!!!
Sister: Ha..

15-Jul-2010 02:00:01

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" OMG HELP ME I LAGGD OUT JUST AS I WUZ ABOUT TOO FINISH A LARGE F35 DUNGEON!$ !11 1! !! THE SCREEN TURND BLACK OMG OMG OMG ITS NOT RESPONDIN!! #% !%!@#%#$ !! !!! OMG HELPPPP I NEED MY TOKENNNZZZZ!!!111!!! HELP ME YOO N0oB!!$!!@@!@@@@@!!!!!! "

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15-Jul-2010 02:25:23

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911:whats the emergency
me:*crying*
911:sir are you okay
me:*crying*nub killed me!!!!!!!!!!!*crying*
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officer you heard bout that 20yer old crying becuase he died in some video game?
officer2:yes it was f'n hilarious when i heard about it.

15-Jul-2010 06:20:46

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