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Emariah

Emariah

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o: 911 whats your emergancy
m: im bored what do you do for fun?
o: sr. this isnt a joke you can go to jai.
m: jail eh? sounds like fun how do you get in?
o: you have to do something really bad like rob a bank.
m: ok ill call you back in 5 mins.
~~~ 5 minutes later ~~~
o: 911 whats your emergany
m: i just robbed a bank and ran over 2 ppl on my way out of the parking lot.
o ( talking to police dispatch ) : we have a crazy man who just robbed a bank and called him self in. He is currently driveing south east on the highway.
m: i can hear what you ppl are saying....
m: and any way i wanna go to jail come get me!!!
~~ line goes dead ~~

20-Sep-2008 03:02:57

Cormundus

Cormundus

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O: hello 911 what is your emergancy
M P.s this guy speaks in \*(-(-t
M:'|'\-\(- /|\|'|'[-|'/|/(-'|' |_\" [_-0|\|[- /-/41|>
O: wha?
M: uh.. internet... out.. no rs.. halp
O: This joke is bad im hanging up....
*click*
M: NOOOS I FAiL AT JOKE!!!!

26-Sep-2008 23:37:24

[#VJTNYCA56]

[#VJTNYCA56]

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o hello u have reached the n.e. lincs emergency se3rvice
m ahhh hes killin me ahhhh
o who is
m its ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
o where are you
m (random ******)
o well send sum1 rite away
a few minutes late


police aarrive at my house and burst uinto my room heavily armerd and see a zombie killin me on dead rising so then the police shot me and started playin my game!

27-Sep-2008 13:18:02

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