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Operator: You've reached 911, whats your emergency?
Me: Wanna see me commit suicide with unidentified liquids?
Operator: Sir, where did you get those liquids
Me: Eastofvarrock
Operator's thoughts: Must be a place in iraq
Operator through his radio: We've got a suicider on the loose!
Operator: Sir where are you?
Me: Wilderness
Operator: We'll send someone right away! Just keep those chemicals away from your face!
Me: Ok, ill drop them all...

13-Sep-2008 03:47:42

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operater:hello what's your emergency
me: I got out of the lovely matress room!
operater:AHHHH!!!*fates*
me:well that was wierd wonder what was wrong with her sounds like
she heard a crazy guy on the fone oh well I guess much ado about nothing.

13-Sep-2008 03:54:30

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Both of these actually happened and not as a joke! Shows the full extent of human stupidity.
Operator - Hello, whats your emergency?
Caller - I can't reach the remote =(
Operator - Hello, whats your emergency?
Caller - The kids won't go to bed!

14-Sep-2008 08:11:45

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