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04-Sep-2008 22:40:43

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Police: 911, how can i help you?
Me: spider on the toilet...........SPIDER ON THE TOILET!! OhmygOd, ohmygOd, Spider on the toilet!!! ohmygOOOOOOd come quick, SPIDER! ON! TEH TOILET!!
PS: Dameit matt what the hell? :O

04-Sep-2008 22:51:51 - Last edited on 04-Sep-2008 22:52:34 by [#P5J2L306M]

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"991 Emergency, how can I help?"
"You can't..."
"Um****'am, what is your reason for calling?"
"What is life? What is humanity? I'm a sir."
"Sorry, sir. Are you in need of medical attention? Are you hurt?"
"My heart...it...bleeds..."
"Have you been shot?"
"By an arrow..."
"An arrow? Where are you right now, sir?"
"Wallowing..."
"I'm not familiar with that location, sir."
"You're lucky."
"Sir, if you've been shot, then I need to know where you are so I can call an ambulance."
"No doctor can heal my wounds! My heart was broken by an arrow of love!"
*operator hangs up*
What a loser.
~ O_o rbie
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04-Sep-2008 23:04:12

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m is me and o is operator

m: *Calls 911*
o: 911 emergencies
m: I need air!
o: Calm down sir Please state why you need air
m: Its hard to breath... without...air
o: Sir please state the reason why you cannot breathe?
m: No ayuh ayuh, Thats how i feel when you aint there, Noooooo airrrrr. Got me out here in the water so deep...
o: Excuse me?
m: No ayuh ayuh, Thats how i fe....
o: *operator hangs up*

04-Sep-2008 23:08:35

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