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Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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Wow, these are some nice phrases!
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15-Dec-2008 19:43:02

DowdSolo

DowdSolo

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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it.

19-Dec-2008 02:29:50

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