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19-Mar-2009 21:23:16
*calls 911*
me:help!help! his dying omg help him!
operator: hello this is 911 what is your..omg where is he?
me:noooooo! is aaaawfull!!!!!
operator:what happened?
me:my runescape character got pked
lolz. my frst joke, i have a whole story, but nvm.
this shows how many players cant leave their pc for a hour.
me:help!help! his dying omg help him!
operator: hello this is 911 what is your..omg where is he?
me:noooooo! is aaaawfull!!!!!
operator:what happened?
me:my runescape character got pked
lolz. my frst joke, i have a whole story, but nvm.
this shows how many players cant leave their pc for a hour.
24-Mar-2009 14:35:20
*random guy dials 911*
rm(random man):help!help!
operator: whats your problem?
rm:im bound near a 911 operator who talks on the phone!
im using my mini phone.
operator:where are you?
rm:right behind you...
operator
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rm(random man):help!help!
operator: whats your problem?
rm:im bound near a 911 operator who talks on the phone!
im using my mini phone.
operator:where are you?
rm:right behind you...
operator
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24-Mar-2009 14:43:39
Person: *Dials 911*
Operator: Hello what's your emergency pl0x?
Person: Help! This is terrible!
Operator: What is going on?!
Person: There is this wonderful emergency service where people can call if something bad happens!!
Operator: That would be us sir
Person: * really? What's your number?
Operator: You just dialed it a second ago, are you sure you don't need us to come over there (thinks to self *this guy must have brain damage)
Person: What??? You call me on my time and you are calling me stupid?
Operator: You called us! Ermmm nevermind, our number is 9...1
Person: Slow down! Let me get a piece of paper.....ok continue
Operator: 9......1........1.....
Person: Ok what was that 4th number?
Operator: There's only 3 numbers.....
Person: Are you sure?
Operator: Yes.....
Person: Ok thanks, have a nice day
Operator: You too
*Both hang up*
*5 seconds later*
Person: *calls 911* Need help pl0x0rs!
Operator: O geez....you again?
Person: It's an emergency this time!
Operator: Ok what is it.......
Person: What is the plural form of moose?
Operator: What?!??! We have people to save here...
Person: Is it meese or moosai?
Operator: It's moose
Person: Yes that's the word, I need the plural
Operator: The plural of moose is moose
Person: No I'm pretty sure it's meese
Operator: Why do you think that?
Person: The plural of goose is geese
Operator: True, but it's just different
Person: No I don't think it is, are you trying to discriminate against meese here?
Operator: No, it's just not meese........ok nevermind, it's meese
Person: Ok thanks
Operator: Didn't you say you had an emergency?
Person: O yeah, almost forgot........I was just attacked by some meese a few minutes ago, they stole my car
Operator: What??
Person: I'm not lieing!
Operator: Yeah sure....*hangs up*
*5 minutes later*
4 meese driving a car smash through the operator's workstation and run him over
.............Yeah don't ask where this came from, I am bored
Operator: Hello what's your emergency pl0x?
Person: Help! This is terrible!
Operator: What is going on?!
Person: There is this wonderful emergency service where people can call if something bad happens!!
Operator: That would be us sir
Person: * really? What's your number?
Operator: You just dialed it a second ago, are you sure you don't need us to come over there (thinks to self *this guy must have brain damage)
Person: What??? You call me on my time and you are calling me stupid?
Operator: You called us! Ermmm nevermind, our number is 9...1
Person: Slow down! Let me get a piece of paper.....ok continue
Operator: 9......1........1.....
Person: Ok what was that 4th number?
Operator: There's only 3 numbers.....
Person: Are you sure?
Operator: Yes.....
Person: Ok thanks, have a nice day
Operator: You too
*Both hang up*
*5 seconds later*
Person: *calls 911* Need help pl0x0rs!
Operator: O geez....you again?
Person: It's an emergency this time!
Operator: Ok what is it.......
Person: What is the plural form of moose?
Operator: What?!??! We have people to save here...
Person: Is it meese or moosai?
Operator: It's moose
Person: Yes that's the word, I need the plural
Operator: The plural of moose is moose
Person: No I'm pretty sure it's meese
Operator: Why do you think that?
Person: The plural of goose is geese
Operator: True, but it's just different
Person: No I don't think it is, are you trying to discriminate against meese here?
Operator: No, it's just not meese........ok nevermind, it's meese
Person: Ok thanks
Operator: Didn't you say you had an emergency?
Person: O yeah, almost forgot........I was just attacked by some meese a few minutes ago, they stole my car
Operator: What??
Person: I'm not lieing!
Operator: Yeah sure....*hangs up*
*5 minutes later*
4 meese driving a car smash through the operator's workstation and run him over
.............Yeah don't ask where this came from, I am bored
25-Mar-2009 20:11:30
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