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Them: 911, how can I help you?
Me: Yeah, ugh. Can you bless gravestones pl0x?
Them: Sorry, what sir?
Me: DONT KID AROUND. MY GOD SWORD COLLECTION IS THERE. GO OR I KILL YOU!
Them: Sir, could you please rephrase that?
Me: Oh, wait. Nevermind, got it.

25-Oct-2008 09:18:54

dgasrtgasr77

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Op: hello, you have called 911. Whats the reason of the call?
Me: err....
Op: hey??sum1 there?
Me: huh???
Op: y did ya called us?
Me: well...i dont know...
Op: IF YA DONT KNOW...Y DID YA CALLED?????
Me: called who?
Op: us!!!
Me: you what?
Op: you called us!!
Me: cool...y?
Op: thats what im asking you!!!
Me: asking what?
Op: Y D-I-D Y-A C-A-L-L-E-D U-S!!!
me: y did i what...?
Op: r u talkin serious?
Me: who?
Op: you!!
Me: me what?
Op: ok, or you start talkling serious or you will fell the power of our forces!!
Me: the power of what?
Op: ARE YOU *BLEEEP*?
Me: C'MON YOU *BLEEEP*!!!SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN!!!
OP: IF YOU DONT ANSWER YOU WILLSEE WHAT I CAN DO!!!
ME: WHAT CAN YOU DO????WHAT CAN YOU DO????what the hell can you do, man?
Op: bleeep....bleeep....bleeeep....
Me: hello? someone there?
Op: bleeep...bleeeep....bleppp....
Me: oh, well....

17-Nov-2008 01:00:55 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2008 01:02:00 by dgasrtgasr77

Fox Paws

Fox Paws

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*dials 9-1-1*
Op: This is the emergency hot-line, what is your state of emergency?
Me: What number do you dial for 9-1-1?
Op: Sir, are you intoxicated?
Me: Who what now?
Op: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Op: ...
Me: ...
Op: Well, OK then, have a nice night.
Me: ...
Op: *click* (hung up telefone)
Me: (stays on the call for 2 hours)

17-Nov-2008 01:04:11 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2008 01:09:50 by Fox Paws

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