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Hurricaneria
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It's just a forum game, like really...I'm enjoying this lol (plus a FORUM MOD posted here, so settle down...)
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12-Oct-2008 20:43:16 - Last edited on 12-Oct-2008 20:43:54 by Hurricaneria

Zodiax

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Operator: 911 emergency
Me: I NEED HELP!!! :O Operator: Calm down sir, what's wrong?
Me: I'm pinned down behind sandbags and getting rapid fire! (machine fires) O_o Operator: Where are you? are you in a war? do you know who's firing?
Me: I'm at Central Park, Enemy, unknown, but I've sustained many gunshots. (shotgun fires)
Operator: Have you applied pressure to the wounded areas?
Me: Why would I do that?
Operator: You said you sustained gunfire, aren't you bleeding?
Me: NO! I'm in an airsoft gun fight! I need backup!
Operator: (hangs up)
Operator (back at office): I hate Mondays... :@
...I hate Mondays...

17-Oct-2008 02:25:44

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ME: Help, help! Police, police!
OPERATOR: What?!
ME: I... I... I...!
OPERATOR: You what?!
ME: I... Just...
OPERATOR: Just what?!
ME: I... Just... Saw...
OPERATOR: You just saw what?!
ME: I... Just... Saw... Britney Spears getting out of a car!
OPERATOR: ...

17-Oct-2008 04:11:50 - Last edited on 18-Oct-2008 00:18:33 by [#NPGJJ61IH]

Werewolf
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Werewolf

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operater: hello 999 whats your emergency
me: police please
operater: what seems to be the problem
me: my hamster commited gbh he bit me
operater: hello 999 whats your emergency
me: ambulance please
operater: what seems to be the problem
me: i got a paper cut i need my finger removing
operater: hello 999 whats your emergency
me: fire service please
operater: my house is on fire
(fire service rush in a few mins later)
me: hi my house is on fire fan** warming up
fire: where is this fire
me: where do you think in the fireplace
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18-Oct-2008 01:03:08 - Last edited on 18-Oct-2008 01:11:50 by Werewolf

legorogue57

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operator: 911 state your emergency
me: im about to rob a ***vieniet store
operator:...O.K.?
me: guess which one :) operator: *shouting in distance* SOME GUY IS GOING TO ROB A STORE GET BACK UP NOW!!!
me: too late its your moms belly button
operator: nice try we are coming to your location now
me: so you are going back to where you came from
operator: GOOD BYE *hangs up*
anouncement speaker: starting from now belly button lint is now on sale
me: oh boy :) !!!

18-Oct-2008 01:22:33

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