to report a kidnapping of yourself by yourself. you do not give your exact location because you dont know where you are since you locked your self in your trunk and tied your hands and feet together.
Operator: What is your emergency?
Me:I'm going to die.
Operator: Help is coming immediately!
Me: I'm going to die.... Of laughter if you don't hear this joke!
(Line is Cut)
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Me: Operator?
Me: Operator?
Me: My call must of been dropped.
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Chrome 44
-goes to burgerking-
Me-I'll take some fries and—
Emplyee-Omfg dude we like don't like got like any fries!
Me-Okay!
-pulls out cell phone-
Operator:Yes sir what's your problem?
Me:BurgersKingsoutta french fries!
Operator:You can go to a french strip club and theres hot french fries there...Oh sorry.
-lines cut-
Me:So arres—
Me:Wtf!?!?!?!