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Grimm Demon
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Grimm Demon

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Operator: 911, please state your emergency
caller: oh my god!!! i just dropped my cell phone and it broke!!!! what am i gonna do now!!!!! i cant live without my cell phone!!!!!!
operator: you called just to say that?
caller: yes!!! what am i gonna do?!?!?!
operator: how are you calling now?
caller: this is my spare cell phone
*dial tone*
caller: hello? hello?!?! wtf, im suing!

28-Oct-2010 20:47:22 - Last edited on 28-Oct-2010 20:47:41 by Grimm Demon

Kitrakk
Dec Member 2022

Kitrakk

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Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Me: Bob the Builder is running in circles manically with a knife outside my house! What should I do?
Operator: Call Barney, son!
Me: But I AM Barney!
Operator: Well then, call the Tellie Tubbies!
Me: Sorry, they are in the apartment below me, 4D
Operator: What about Bigfoot?
Me: He's on vacation at Mt. Buttress in Alaska.
Operator: I don't know what to do, boy. I'll send the police over.
~~~~15 minutes later~~~~
*Shot fires*
Me: *gasps* *turns on telelvision*
Weird News Anchor-y dude: Breaking news! A manic Bob the Builder has knifed the police! Oh, what will we do?
Me: *Walks down the staircase to apartment garade*
I know what to do! MWAHAHAHAA! *Takes hammer and wrench*
----outside----
Bob: Hey, you! Die!
Me: Now now....
*WRENCHES BOB AND HAMMERS HIS FACE IN*
w000000000000t

10-Nov-2010 05:55:16

Kite Drachen
Dec Member 2005

Kite Drachen

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Operator: Hello? What's the emergency?
Me: Omg, I need help. I'm freaking out here.
Operator: What's the problem??
Me: I need you to send someone to bless my grave for me. I only have about 3 minutes left. I don't think I'll make it!
Operator: Ma'am you need to calm down. What exactly's going on?
Me: I died & I'm trying to get my robes back before the disappear. The other day I went Raw Onion with some friends at my house, & I can't let people see me running around town like that. Especially my cat. He's been very emotional after the seeing his brother traded for Death Runes..
Operator: Wait, wha-?
Me: Oh, oh! It's ok. Someone blessed it already. I'll last another 30 minutes. So umm... call me back sometime, k? :P

17-Nov-2010 13:37:53

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operator: 911 whats your emergency?
Me: Theres no 11 button on my phone my friend called you guys for me so that i can ask you but once u hang up i cant get back to u!! so wheres the secret 11 button?!?!?!?!
operator:*hangs up*
me: hello??? helllooooooooooo ohhh i get it your one of those deaf ppl and it takes a while for the translator to get started up and start talking right? ok ill wait...

17-Nov-2010 14:38:02

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19-Nov-2010 00:25:22

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Lol, my Aunt actually did this, she was so nervous.

Operator: Hello, whats your emergency?
Me: I need help! Whats the number to 911!

Her house was on fire, funniest story to tell. :P
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