Operator: 911 whats you emergency?
Strange man(sm): Im sick I forget everything but anyway could you send someone to save mr, sir? My HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Operator: Well we already know that sir.
IF you didnt understand, the man forgets what he said every other minute, so he called them a lot.
Operator: 911 whats your emergency?
ME: OMG THE CASINO TOOK ALL MY MONEY!!!
operator: did they physically take it from you?
ME: NO I PUT IT INTO THIS LITTLE MACHINE AND IT SAID I COULD WIN PRIZES BUT I DIDNT!!!
Some person calls 991...
"Help I could murder" Says the person
"What?" Says the other person behind the phone
"a cheeseburger!" Answers the person
((Mines not funny I know, its a cheap joke!))
911: 911 whats your emergency?
me: Hi, id like a double pepporoni cheese pizza with pineapple on it with breadsticks, garlic sause, and...
911: erm, this is 911 emergency service.
me: I know, i thought you might bring it here faster because I'm Starving!