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Luzyfer343

Luzyfer343

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Operator: 911 whats you emergency?
Strange man(sm): Im sick I forget everything but anyway could you send someone to save mr, sir? My HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Operator: Well we already know that sir.

IF you didnt understand, the man forgets what he said every other minute, so he called them a lot.

22-Jun-2009 12:36:07

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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lol, I'm glad I remade this :D
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24-Jun-2009 17:29:17

Khream

Khream

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Operator: 911 whats your emergency?
ME: OMG THE CASINO TOOK ALL MY MONEY!!!
operator: did they physically take it from you?
ME: NO I PUT IT INTO THIS LITTLE MACHINE AND IT SAID I COULD WIN PRIZES BUT I DIDNT!!!

24-Jun-2009 17:50:43

Hurricaneria
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Hurricaneria

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I like that one...lol
§Hurricaneria, hates the Rich§
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¨-...-¨ÑùmþÈr II õƒ Örgáñí£á†îøñ XIII¨-...-¨

26-Jun-2009 19:26:18

Khream

Khream

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911: 911 whats your emergency?
me: Hi, id like a double pepporoni cheese pizza with pineapple on it with breadsticks, garlic sause, and...
911: erm, this is 911 emergency service.
me: I know, i thought you might bring it here faster because I'm Starving!

03-Jul-2009 02:53:40

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