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29-Aug-2009 20:54:41

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Hellp, i spilled a bunchaa fruity peebles.. HEEEP!

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29-Aug-2009 20:57:18

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This actully happened to my friend and it is pretty funny.
1 hour before he called 911...
My friend was just a little kid, probably liek 4 at the time and he got a new bear. When you squeeze the bear, it says something like,"If you need help, call 911". I am pretty sure it didn't say exactly that but what ever the bear said it meant that fi you need help, call the police.
Later...
Mom: Sam I have to go to the grocery store, your brother will watch you untill I am back.
After that...
My friends brother who was watching after Sam had to go to the bathroom. My best guess is that he left the phone on a chair so Sam could reach it.
While Sam's brother is in the bathroom...
Sam couldn't reach the cookie jar and he remembered his bear saying he should call 911 if he needs help. He calls 911 from a phone that was probaby left on a chair because he couldn't reach it if it was left anywhere else.
Sams brother comes out of the bathroom and he never knew sam did that.
After that, he police and a firetruck come to his house, and 1 min. after that Sams mom comes home.
She was probably screaming or something to see a fire truck in her driveway coming back from the store.
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After all the things were straightended out, everything was fine.
So Sam called 911 to get help reaching a cookie jar. Remember that THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

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P.S. Sam doesn't play Runescape.

29-Aug-2009 21:26:47

Hurricaneria
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Wow...now THAT'A funny, just because it was real...XD
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03-Sep-2009 17:31:14

Hurricaneria
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Wow...that's insane...
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12-Sep-2009 16:45:16

Hurricaneria
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Sucks for you...lol
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18-Sep-2009 20:22:01

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