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Slain Curse
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Slain Curse

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911 picks up..

911: What is your Emergency?
Me: Uhh... Can you check my Runescape Thread and see if it's appropriate to let it be open?
911: What the (Censored) are you talking about!?
Me: You know, the most popular MMORPG's forums... (didn't wanna spell it out :P )
911: Ok, I'll check...
*5 Minutes Later*
Police (911): Ok, everything else is all good. Have a wonderful time in jail!

(There is something hidden in the reason ^_^ )
Timestamped April 26th, 2011. Really... Did I lack a sense of humor back then? I'm pretty sure I did not!
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16-Aug-2009 06:17:31 - Last edited on 27-Apr-2011 06:43:12 by Slain Curse

OGState Bird

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*Calls 911 Police Department on my Friend's Cellphone*
Police: Hello, and how can we help you with your emergency?
State_Bird: *Coughs and tlaks in a guys voice* Erm, yes, hello Officer. I'm part of the...um..FBI Milk Department. We are tracking down 'bad milk'.
Police: erm...ok. *Goes into Fridge* Well we have milk, but it's not bad at all.
State_Bird: Check your donuts then.

Police: *Grabs a donut and eats* No, not bad at all.

State_Bird: And your milk?
Police: *Bends over to check the milk once more and his pants rips*

*Thinks to self* Did not see that coming...
*Hangs up phone*
*Giggles* :D :D

16-Aug-2009 22:04:34 - Last edited on 16-Aug-2009 22:05:09 by OGState Bird

Mainiac97
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Mainiac97

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Op: Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?
Me: Whoa, you sound hot. Wanna hook up?
Op:.....*Hangs up*
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17-Aug-2009 14:20:24

Secrets

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Operator: This is 911, do you have an emergancy?
Me: Yes I do!
~ 3 second pause ~
Operator: What is it?
Me: Somebody hacked my Runescape account today!
Operator: Excuse me?
Me: Somebody hacked my Runescape account today!
Operator: Yeah, I heard you. What exactly is a Runescape, sir?
Me: Its a online fantasy mmo.
Operator: Very funny. *hangs up*

17-Aug-2009 14:27:02

Lightguard
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Lightguard

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911: Hello. Do you have an emergency?
Me: Yes! Someone is in my house!
911: We have dispached a squad to help.
Me: Good!
*Moments later*
Interrigater: Why did you lie to 911 dispatch?
Me: I didn't! I said someone is in my house, and that someone was me!

19-Aug-2009 01:35:44

Zakarias
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Zakarias

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911- hello wh-
me- CABBAGEZZZZ
911- wtf
me- cabbagezzzz are ivading the earth
911- what the hell are you talking about
me- in my vidio gme cabbagezzzz are invading the earth and i was scared and now i relise its just a game and i unintentonaaly tied up the line while my nabor is being robbed
911- ROBBED WHARE DO Y-
me- (hangs up) Formerly Nuts330

19-Aug-2009 01:53:52 - Last edited on 06-Dec-2009 16:12:58 by Zakarias

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