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The Trial of Yelps

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Darelzel

Darelzel

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Thanks.

One of the challenges in writing this story was trying to write this from an in-universe point of view (meaning little or no fourth wall breaking except one or two for the purposes of comedy). In order to address one of the most serious grievances people have with the Squeal of Fortune, I needed to find some way of doing so without using terms like 'the real world' or 'real world money'. I think I managed to work around that nicely.

As for the method, I have the above commenter to thank for coming up with it and for granting me permission to use it. It appealed to me because it made sense, given the cartoonish slapstick Yelps endures on a daily basis, that he'd be tough to kill. The MPMPDD seemed to provide an appropriate over-the-top variation of a Rasputin death for him. (Rasputin, of course, being that famous Russian historical figure who's probably most famous for being very hard for his enemies to kill).

The narrator in the story is pretty much doing what I think I would do in that situation. Other players might have handled the situation the same way, or they may have handled it differently.

On a lighter note, I'd gladly wear a 'No Yelps' T-Shirt as they are described at the end of Chapter 10. Now THAT shirt sends the right message. :)

02-Aug-2012 03:33:55 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2013 00:31:39 by Darelzel

Darelzel

Darelzel

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Well, of course what I really want gone is the 'buyable spins' option, for obvious reasons. If that isn't done away with, then it doesn't really matter what happens to Yelps.

As for whether or not this would actually happen, I'd think if they wanted to give Yelps an in-game sendoff (as opposed to him just disappearing), they'd turn him into a boss monster instead of doing him in with a crazy darkly comedic over-the-top public execution. If Yelps were to just disappear along with the controversial option I mentioned in the previous paragraph, then this story would become like my 'Romeo and Juliet' story in that it'd be a story telling what happened to someone who was removed from the game (in this case, it'd be Yelps), and give a sense of closure.

Which is why I give that disclaimer both at the beginning and the end that the events of this story have not happened ... yet.

04-Aug-2012 18:27:47 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2013 00:32:04 by Darelzel

Deltaslug

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Nice story.
You need to add 'forgery' or at least patent infringement to his list of crimes.
"lucky" items look and feel like the real thing, but they are not as durable.
I don't think a real blacksmith would let that kind of horrid workmanship off his anvil if they knew it would be used in battle.

23-Aug-2012 19:09:29

Darelzel

Darelzel

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Good point, Deltaslug. To be honest, I haven't really had a chance to compare the 'lucky' items to the actual items. Of course, in the story the goblin generals Wartface and Bentnoze say that the armour might have been stolen.

But yes, forgery could indeed be added to the list of crimes. And I'm sure there might be one or two other offenses I forgot to mention.

As for Solomon, as long as he doesn't step over the line and sell items that give in-game advantages for real-world money, he's fine. If he does cross that line, well, we'll cross that bridge if we ever come to it (and I'm hoping we never do).

25-Aug-2012 02:15:50 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2013 00:32:20 by Darelzel

Darelzel

Darelzel

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Thanks for the kind words about this and The Fate of Romeo.

Regretably, I will probably not be posting any other stories to the current Stories area. Even though I do have a few ideas, including a few that are MUCH more lighthearted than this one or 'The Fate of Romeo', I'm afraid I will not post them because I wish to give other writers the space they need to post their works.

I still tend to like 'The Fate of Romeo' better, though quite frankly I kind of wish neither that story nor THIS story needed to be written. I didn't think it was necessary to remove the Romeo and Juliet quest (in fact, it could have easily been expanded upon with a sequel parodying Shakespeare some more), and I could have done without a certain controversial aspect of a certain controversial 'spinning' mini-game. But if you've read this entire story before getting to this point, I think most of you figured out that last part already. :)

Anyway, thanks once again.

13-Sep-2012 15:07:05 - Last edited on 11-Dec-2013 00:32:42 by Darelzel

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