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Nuada
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Name: Plot Device.
Nickname: Tank.
Neutral
NPC: No
Traits: Explorative, adventurous, friendly, but overcompensates for shyness by being overbearing at times. Extremely loyal and ridiculously silly.
Other: Has little personal wealth and no Skill Mastery. Wants to map the Gurrathian world, but keeps on dying.

14-Dec-2013 11:42:42

Jimothey
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Nuada said :
Name: Plot Device.
Nickname: Tank.
Neutral
NPC: No
Traits: Explorative, adventurous, friendly, but overcompensates for shyness by being overbearing at times. Extremely loyal and ridiculously silly.
Other: Has little personal wealth and no Skill Mastery. Wants to map the Gurrathian world, but keeps on dying. YES! FINALLY!!! A BIO!#$!!@$@!@$! NB@B@#^FV^BVCF**CVFQ

*ahem*
dats gun be added! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

15-Dec-2013 06:20:06

Jimothey
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Character page 2
-Plot Device
Often called "Tank" by his friends, this nice and wacky guy often likes to discover new things, go on adventures and quests, and pretty much map all of the Gurrathian world. However, his overbearingness makes him a bit shy, he's low on cash, isn't mastered at a skill, and dies often. Oh, and he's not a member of Ragtag. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

15-Dec-2013 06:26:58 - Last edited on 15-Dec-2013 06:28:11 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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Chapter 12: Breakout pt 2

Guard 1: Uhh... what was tha-
Jess knocks the guards out using a nightstick.
Jess: This is gonna be handy when thieving!
A meniachal laughter is heard across the hall.
Jess: If anyone, that might be Mel.
Mel: Actually, I'm in this cell.
Mel is locked behind metal bars. She's a normal prisoner.
???: GUYS WOULD YOU PLEASE... release me...?
Mel: That's Tank. He's on for Death Row.
Tank: I get killed a lot. Oim gun maap de wourld!
The laughter is heard again.
John: Must be someone in solitary confinement. C'mon.
Jess: But first... *unlocks the cage Mel and Tank are in* Now we move!

In Solitary confinement...
Jess, John, Mel, and Tank enter the room. The room is dark, old, has a few skeletons and chains, and smells like Mr. Burttentine before his shower.
John: Who?
N-nobody! It's rancid anyways.
Jess: C'mon! I could've dealt with the other stuff, but this is just torture!
Aww, c'mon, it's not that ba-
Tank: Gbb! Gkk! Gcckkaaa! *dies by the foul smell*
Jess: See?
Mel: *sniff* ah... the smell of death! Love it!
Jess: Nah it's not death.
Mel: Then that's absolutely putrid!
The same laughter is heard before.
???: Geh... gahaha!
Jess: Let's just grab Noob and Ava and get out!
Noob: I'm right here.
Ava: Same. Apparently BEING slapped and eating smooth rocks are punishable by solitary confinement.
John: Then who is that?
The same guy from the Halloween special gets out of the darkness.
Guy: ME! AHAHAHAHA! NOW I SHALL DO UNTO AGAIN YOU WHAT I DID BEFORE! EXCEPT THIS TIME, YOU WON'T COME BA-
Mel: *stabs him* Nope.
Guy: ...Dad... *dies*
Mel: Well that's over with! Again...
Noob: OMG YOU KILLED YOUR SON! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A FATHER!
Jess: *facepalms*
Tank comes back.
Tank: Hey guys, I- WHOA! WHADDAFAQ HAPPENED!?
Mel: The Halloween special guy came back for revenge.
Tank: Ah. WELL LET'S-A-GO- *cough* ghhack! HUAGH! GGCCAK! *dies*
John: This place SERIOUSLY needs some febreeze!
THERE'S NO ROOM IN THE BUDGET!
Jess: There's a budget?
...no...

Chapter end Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

17-Dec-2013 18:31:09

Jimothey
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Chapter 13: A Quest pt 1: A town

Outside the ruins of the prison...
John: Narrator, how did the prison crumble down right after we were in it?
Forgot to mention in the previous chapter, a giant 70-foot tall monster that breathed fire tore down the prison. It left afterwards.
John: Oh.
Jess: Hey, look! A quest icon!
John: I take it that it's east in an undiscovered Gurrathian town?
Jess: How'd you know?
John: I know more than the average player. Also it's on my minimap. The icon anyways, not the town.
Jess: Ah.

In the newly discovered town, by the entrance...
???: Oh dear goodness! Help me!
John: What is it?
???: My money pouch was stolen! Can you please get it back?
Noob: Money pouch?
John: Basically a wallet.
Noob: Wallet?
John: ... anyways, what's your name?
???: Is there really time for that!? If you must know, it's Ghaljikk-kittghak.
John: We'll call you Ghal.
Ghal: Meh. Anyways, please get my wallet back!
John: Of course! Where is the thief?
Ghal: Right next to me.
Thief: I HAVE MORE MONEY!
Mel walks towards the thief.
Thief: NONONO! NO MORE! TAKE IT! PLEASE LEAVE ME BE!
Mel: That was easy. Heye you go.
Ghal: Thanks! Now I must bring these breathing taxes back to the king!
Jess: Wait what!? Breathing taxes!?!?
Ghal: Yes! Only tax collectors have money pouches in this world! The government's money is rather low at 1.55 quadrillion Gur's!
Thief: Argh! You just gave 50 trillion Gur's back to the government! Now how am I supposed to get the people out of poverty!? I'm a highwayman, by the way!
Ghal: Sorry, I'm not the one who makes the-
Mel walks towards Ghal.
Ghal: NO! JUST TAKE IT! PLEASE!
Mel gives back the money to the highwayman.
Highwayman: Thanks! I'm Tagurr-gi'lll
John: We'll call you Tag.
Ghal: Officers! These people took away the breathing taxes! Have them executed at once!
Officer: *holds up a heavily spiked blackjack* Now this won't hurt a bit... no, seriously, you'll feel nothing.
John: Fight them?
Mel: *holding a handcannon* way ahead of you.

TBC Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

21-Dec-2013 23:33:58

Jimothey
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Chapter 13: A Quest pt 2: At Book's End

Officer: Wait, you're the ones who escaped Youlatraz! Get the SWAT team! We've got the Worldwide Most Wanted!
The SWAT team appears.
Head SWAT Officer: Stay right where you are or we will open fire!
The SWAT team gets out unlit torches.
Head SWAT Officer: You wouldn't want to be blinded by such bright flames, now, would ya?
John: ***** this. *Casts Ice Barrage on the SWAT team* They're frozen! Run!
Mel shoots at the SWAT team.
Head SWAT Officer: What is this evil magic!? Get the Gurrathian A- *dies by cannonfire*
Ava: Make me a fire avatar!
Noob: Why?
Ava: JUST DO IT!
Noob makes Ava a fire avatar.
Avatar: Now grab on!
The clan grabs onto Ava. Ava then launches off using firepower.
Tank: Hey guys, I found a new type of tre- OH CRA- *dies by Ava's firepower*
Jess: What was that?
Ava: Idk :P

By a city slums...
The clan lands in the middle.
Child: Mother, what are these creatures?
Mother: I don't know, Tyllia, they might be dangerous. *to the clan* Who are you?
Jess: Oh, um, sorry that we landed here unexpectedly, but we're humans from Gielinor. I'm Pubahwhatthe, and that's Juhanathan, MellieMurder, Imsoprobro, and our clan avatar. Just call us Jess, John, Mel, Noob, and Ava.
Noob: Why do you guys always call me Noob? My IRL name is Bill!
Mel: It just suits you, being nooby and all.
Jess: Now, what are your names, you Gurrathians?
Mother: How dare you! We are NOT those vicious, evil zealots!
Jess: Wait, zealots?
Child: Mother, they don't know!
Mother: Don't know wha- OOOOOOH! Hahaha! You think the name of our race is "Gurrathian"? Nonono! We're called "Jukans", and this world you're on is called "Juk"!
Jess: Wait, so what does "Gurrathian" mean, then? O_o
John: It's their god. :|
Jess: Their go- HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS STUFF!? :@
John: I have my ways. ;)
Jess: Well, if that's the case, the- ^_^ NARRATOR, WOULD YOU STOP USING EMOTICONS!?
:D
Jess: *punches Narrator*
Ow! I'll stop!
Jess: Now let's end this book!
Ragtag: FFFFFUUUUUUUUU- Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

23-Dec-2013 17:59:31

Jimothey
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Lore so far:
-The quest: the quest is called "Juking it out" because that quest is where the real name of the race and world is revealed. It will be continued and finished in Book Three.

-The world itself
*The world is really called "Juk"
*Juk is the home to a multitude of dangerous creatures, where the smaller the beast, the more venomous (or more potent its venom is), and the less venomous (or less potent its venom), the bigger the creature is.
*UNKNOWN FROM STORY: Juk is not one large landmass, but multiple smaller islands. Players have been travelling by boat to each island, which is where the Sailing skill comes in. The higher the Sailing level, the more islands a player can travel to (as some islands are more dangerous to get to); with level 68 Sailing allowing players to travel to Guild Harbor, where the Sailing Guild is; and 99 Sailing allowing a player to travel to Guild Harbor's central island, where the Sailing Master is located, and gives out Sailing skillcapes. Guild Harbor is inhabited by Humans, peaceful Jukans, and many more intelligent races from both Gielinor and Juk. The Sailing master is a Jukan.

-The Jukans (not known from story) (Jook-ahn)
*Like humans, there are humanoid counterparts of these Jukans.
*Jukites (Jook-eyet) are dwarven Jukans.
*Jukors (Jook-ore) are giant Jukans.
*Jukanits (Juk-ahn-it) are elven Jukans. (this and below don't have pointy ears, but upside-down arcs on their foreheads)
*Jukinits (Jook-eye-nit) Are gnomish/small elven Jukans.
*Jukorits (Juk-ore-it) Are giant elven Jukans.

-The god: The God's name is Gurrath, hence "Gurrathians". That's all I can give you right now.

Aaaand that's the lore. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

23-Dec-2013 18:25:21 - Last edited on 29-Mar-2014 20:03:41 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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Enjoy your egg nog and hot chocolate! And such :P Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

25-Dec-2013 05:45:45

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