Chapter 4: A(nother) Noob Story pt 1: Helluvalotta Hijinks
Time to travel back to a time, before EoC, when the Ragtag clan first started... when clans first started... when a newcomer took his first steps. This is the story of Imsoprobro- wait seriously? This guy?
Noob: Hai!
Ugh... fine.
April 12th, 2011, clan camp...
Jess: *in her FC, the Ragtag* Guys, clans were added! Join the one I'm making!
John: *FC* Sweet!
Mel: *FC* **** yeah!
Dafreek23 (name is Bill): Coming!
Jess: Great! ... we need one more person.
John: Can we just find a noob to get in?
Jess: I don't tolerate people having to ask "Where's Lumbridge?" and "How do I do blah blah blah?" all the time.
Mel: It's just one ****** noob, how hard could it be?
In Lumbridge...
Noob: Where's Lumbridge?
Random guy: You're in it...
Noob: No! You're in a puddle of acid!
Random guy: Wuzza- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!@@! *dies*
Noob: Hyeh! He got powndeded-ded... How do I do blah blah blah?
Another random guy: ...what?
Noob: *eats the random guy*
Jess: *on the sidelines* This is a bad idea...
John: At least this is one of the more... "Tame" noobs...
Mel: We're ****** in RCW...
Jess: *walks over to Noob with Bill, John, and Mel behind them* Hi, we'd like-
Noob: *turns around* woof?
Jess: ...you t-
Noob: B**aak!
Jess: Joi-
Noob: Hsssssssss...
Mel: OH FOR ***** SAKE WILL YOU JUST JOIN OUR CLAN!?!?
Noob: OH! Sure! ...How do I join? Do I dump hot lava on this guy? *points to Bill*
John: What? That doe-
Bill: *burning from hot lava* AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!@!!!!!! *dies and respawns in Falador* *in FC* I quit. *leaves FC*
Jess: ...Well, thanks to you, we're down a member!
Mel: We're gonna ******* invite you, and you accept the invite.
Noob: Ok. Hmm... *accepts invite* Done!
Jess: Wow, Mel! you're good at commanding noobs!
Mel: Yeah, that won't last fo ****.
Jess: Honestly, you gotta stop cussing.
Mel: Why? Nobody gives a fu-
Pmod: Muted.
Mel: ...I can only use Quick Chat.
Noob: *shoves a toilet in Mel's mouth*
To Be Continued... Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
Time to travel back to a time, before EoC, when the Ragtag clan first started... when clans first started... when a newcomer took his first steps. This is the story of Imsoprobro- wait seriously? This guy?
Noob: Hai!
Ugh... fine.
April 12th, 2011, clan camp...
Jess: *in her FC, the Ragtag* Guys, clans were added! Join the one I'm making!
John: *FC* Sweet!
Mel: *FC* **** yeah!
Dafreek23 (name is Bill): Coming!
Jess: Great! ... we need one more person.
John: Can we just find a noob to get in?
Jess: I don't tolerate people having to ask "Where's Lumbridge?" and "How do I do blah blah blah?" all the time.
Mel: It's just one ****** noob, how hard could it be?
In Lumbridge...
Noob: Where's Lumbridge?
Random guy: You're in it...
Noob: No! You're in a puddle of acid!
Random guy: Wuzza- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!@@! *dies*
Noob: Hyeh! He got powndeded-ded... How do I do blah blah blah?
Another random guy: ...what?
Noob: *eats the random guy*
Jess: *on the sidelines* This is a bad idea...
John: At least this is one of the more... "Tame" noobs...
Mel: We're ****** in RCW...
Jess: *walks over to Noob with Bill, John, and Mel behind them* Hi, we'd like-
Noob: *turns around* woof?
Jess: ...you t-
Noob: B**aak!
Jess: Joi-
Noob: Hsssssssss...
Mel: OH FOR ***** SAKE WILL YOU JUST JOIN OUR CLAN!?!?
Noob: OH! Sure! ...How do I join? Do I dump hot lava on this guy? *points to Bill*
John: What? That doe-
Bill: *burning from hot lava* AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!@!!!!!! *dies and respawns in Falador* *in FC* I quit. *leaves FC*
Jess: ...Well, thanks to you, we're down a member!
Mel: We're gonna ******* invite you, and you accept the invite.
Noob: Ok. Hmm... *accepts invite* Done!
Jess: Wow, Mel! you're good at commanding noobs!
Mel: Yeah, that won't last fo ****.
Jess: Honestly, you gotta stop cussing.
Mel: Why? Nobody gives a fu-
Pmod: Muted.
Mel: ...I can only use Quick Chat.
Noob: *shoves a toilet in Mel's mouth*
To Be Continued... Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
18-May-2014 01:18:02 - Last edited on 01-Jun-2014 05:08:55 by Jimothey