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Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 1: A Glitch in the System pt. 2: Den of the Virus


At the worlds' rift...

Jess, Mod Lee, Mod Silent, and Ava climb out of the rift. They see chunks of the game gone, replaced with walls of "101101001010100101001010"
Mod Silent: Dang, the virus is already at work!
Mel: Ava, can you detect anything?
Ava: Jet me see... *detecting for NPCS* Frist Ping: 129 NPCs detected inside and outside camp.
Mod Lee: But we cleared the area of NPC* except for the virus!
Ava: Second Ping: 257 NPCs detected inside and outside camp.
Mel: Guys, is it possible that the virus is... multiplying?
Mod Silent: No! That's just with bacte-... oh...
Mel: Knew it.
Ava: Third Ping: 513 NPCs detected inside and outside camp; new status: NPCs are increasing exponentially.
A horde of centipede-like creatures are found rushing towards the group, removing the ground beneath them. All of the are... level 1...
Mel: Oh, so these are the viruses? Huh. *kills 10 of them in seconds*
Mod Lee: Okay, so this'll be easy, just going to take a while...

Hours later, on the island of Gryth...
Mel: *squishes a virus* That's the last of them.
Ava: Not yet. One more.
Mel: Okay, where?
Ava: East 152 spaces. Follow the arrow on your minimap.

So the group follows the arrow, but the distance Ava is calculating is increasing instead of decreasing. Plus Ava is calculating more NPCs.

Ava: East 453 spaces; NPCs detected are 33.
Mel: ***** this. Ava, rocket mode.

Ava turns to the fire element and turns into a rocket. Mel and the mods jump on, and Ava speeds to the east.

Ava: East 54 spaces.
Mel: Finally, we're ge-
Ava: Destination arrived.
The group sees a gigantic level 1001 centipede and multiple more centipedes.
Mod Lee: Ah, so there's a virus mother. So, Melliemu-
Mel: Just call me Mel.
Mod Lee: How do you think we'll kill this thing?
Mel: ...I don't know.
Mod Silent: Well, at least we have time since this lag's died down.
Mel: Ye- wait, say that again?
Mod Silent: The lag's died down now.
Mel: That's it!

TBC Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

16-Apr-2014 17:54:10

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 1: A Glitch in the System pt. 3: The Solution

Mod Lee: What's it?
Mel: That's what this virus was created for! Not just to delete this game's information but to overload it, too! That's why people have been lagging recently! That's what it's doing by multiplying!
Mod Silent: Wow sick. So what do we do?
Mel: Well, simple: We give it a taste of its own medicine! Ava, collect all the viruses and... just stuff them in the mother!
Ava: Alright, now we're getting somewhere! *scoops up viruses and feeds them to the mother*
Mel: Yes! Just one more!
Ava: Here it goes... *feeds the last virus*
Mel: Let's go. It's gonna blow!

So Ava rockets to the rift and through it, then the mother virus explodes. The entirety of the virus is gone.

Back at the protest...

Protesters: Give us Juk! Give u- oh, hey, the lag's gone!
Mod Jack: Huh, the virus is dead! Everyone the virus is dead! However, we need time to repair the damage it's done! Give us about a week to patch it up!
Protesters: Aww...

Mod Lee: Good job, Mel! The virus is gone!
Mel: It was nothing.
Mod Silent: Then I suppose you don't want a reward?
Mel: OO! How about a rematch!? :D
Mod Silent: Oh, umm... I have to go feed my cat...
Mod Lee: Yeah, same...
Mods Silent and Lee log out.
Mel: Well, dang. Hey James, anything else to do?
James: I dunno. Soul Wars?
Mel: ...OKAI!!@!!#!@ *goes to Soul Wars and wins a lot*

CHAPTER END! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

16-Apr-2014 18:19:47

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 2: Finishing the Conspiracy pt 1: They know, right?

John: *walking away from the dying protest* *hears something coming from the McGrubor Woods* Huh? *walks in*
John, as he enters the woods, starts hearing a conversation, louder and louder.

???1: I agree, the Edicts need to be taken down!
???2: Well said, brother.
???3: Okay, so some of our scouts have found traces of the Edicts over at Arandar pass-
John: Uhm, hate to break it to you guys, but the Edicts are down. Guthix is dead.
???4: Guthix is dead? Urgh, that cannot be enough, we have to ensure this never happens again!
John: What?
???3: You cannot be allowed to have viewed this meeting! Kill him and leave no trace!
John teleports away to Camelot.
???3: Urgh, we cannot allow him to leak out any information! Find him and kill him! Everyone else, Plan B!

At Camelot...
John: *huff* good thing I got away!
Sir Owen: *from behind a tree* Psst...
John: Huh? *walks over* Sir Owen? I thought you were in hiding?
Sir Owen: I was, but I was sent on a Temple Knight mission to intercept a meeting of conspirators!
John: Anti-Edict Conspirators?
Sir Owen: Yes! How did you know?
John: During one of my adventures in Morytania, I found a group of conspirators at the top of that church that was overthrown by Zamorakians. They plotted on destroying the Edicts, and I had just told them of how the Edicts were destroyed!
Sir Owen: Huh! Anyways, they were talking about this "Plan B" as a backup in case their plans to directly destroy the Edicts were foiled, or when the Edicts were destroyed! I don't know what it is, but it sounds important.
John: How do we stop them?
Sir Owen: I'm going to need a missionary who's spreading the word to the East.
John: Tomlin?
Sir Owen: Yes! Can you get him for me?
John: Sure.
Sir Owen: Great! By the way, how do you know him?
John: He comes to my port from time to time.
Sir Owen: YOUR port!?
John: I'll explain later. I'll be right back!

To Be continued... Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

25-Apr-2014 04:04:28 - Last edited on 10-May-2014 04:14:47 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 2: Finishing the Conspiracy pt 2: Into the Abyss

Over at the Zamorakian Mage in the Wilderness...

Zamorakian Mage: I'm fine with teleporting you, John, but these two Saradominist clowns!? No way in heck!
Tomlin: Good! We don't need Zamorakian scum helping us!
Sir Owen: Tomlin, those guys are in the Abyss! And the only way to get there is with this mage!
John: Actually there is another way... Wait, that would need Dramen staves and permission from the Fairies!
Sir Owen: You mean the Zanaris fairies?
John: Yes! I suppose you know because they're everywhere advertising for the circus...
Sir Owen: That and I accidentally wandered into one as a boy, I had this stick with me from a merchant on Entrana by the ruins.
John: Great! I have a staff in my bank, I'll get one for you, Tomlin!
Tomlin: Thank you, boy!
Zamorakian Mage: Ugh, and I was going to charge you for a teleport!
John: ...How much?
Zamorakian Mage: Ten Thousand ea-
John: *tosses 20k to the mage* Done. That's just pocket change by the way.
Zamorakian Mage: Huh. Well here you go! *teleports the three to the Abyss*

In the Abyss...

John: Okay, I'll distract these eyes and you guys go through!
Tomlin: But John-
John: I'll be fine. I've done this tons of times before!
Sir Owen: Let's go. *goes through the crevice with Tomlin while John is distracting the eyes*
Sir Owen: There's a dark mage! I'll take him out-
John: NOPE! He's keeping the Universe stable! DON'T GO NEAR HIM!
Tomlin: Well at least let's ask directions. Hey mage!
John: GBTB! *breathes deeply*
Dark Mage: Sir, don't break my concentration! What do you want, anyways? I'm busy keeping the Universe stable.
John: *sigh* We want to know where these conspirators-
Dark Mage: Chaos Altar. Closest point to the Edicts.
John: Oh. Thanks!
Dark Mage: Don't mention it. Now if you'll excuse me... *keeps concentrating*
Tomlin: Zamorakian scum.
Dark Mage: Heard that. *keeps concentrating*

To Be Continued... Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

01-May-2014 03:33:46

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 2: Finishing the Conspiracy pt 3: Downfall

At the Chaos Altar...

Tomlin: *whispering* Quiet! They're Talking!
At the altar...
Leader: Squad 4, take to the druid circle and kill all the druids. Squad 5, kill the Fist of Guthix guardians. Squad 6, kill the Tears guardian. It's a giant snake. Squad 7, kill everyone at Guthix's shrine and desecrate it. Squad 8, you're a big squad with a big mission. Genocide all Serenists and Zarosians and prevent their returns! And Squad 9, get as many Elite clue scrolls as you can and kill all Guthixian wizards. We can't let any Guthixians OR people with their relations live!
Sir Owen: *whispering* Should I kill the leader?
John: *whispering* Wait a moment. And what do we need Tomlin for?
Sir Owen: An escape in case things go awry.
John: Ah. Now Owen, create a diversion and kill all conspirators. I'll kill the leader.
Sir Owen: I'm on it. *takes out shield* *runs toward everyone* YOU WILL ALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!
Conspirator: Protester! Kill him and get the leader out!
John runs towards the leader and casts Ice Blitz on him, killing other conspirators on the way.
Leader: What the-!?
John smacks the leader with his Armadyl Battlestaff in the back of the head with his staff, knocking him out. He then pushes the leader off the ledge of the Chaos Altar into who-knows-where.
John: Now he's taken care o- *slips off* Augh! Owen!
Sir Owen: *looks* John! *runs and slips off the edge*
Tomlin: Hang on boys! *jumps down*

Falling in the bottomless darkness...

John: TOMLIN, DO YOU HAVE AN ESCAPE METHOD!?!?
Tomlin: YES, WE'RE GOING TO TELEPORT TO FALADOR! TAKE A TABLET! YOU TOO, OWEN! *tosses the tablets to the two which breaks over their heads, teleporting them to Falador, then breaking one over his head, teleporting him to Falador*

At Falador...

John, Owen, and Tomlin fall down on the ground.
John: Augh... you guys okay?
Sir Owen: Yeah. Thanks John, you can go...
John: No biggie, Owen. *walks away to bank for healing*

Chapter End Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

01-May-2014 03:54:38 - Last edited on 10-May-2014 04:15:58 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 3: UltraMax cape pt 1: Word spreads

Jess is over in the lobby, also reading updates.
News: The skillcape of all skillcapes has been created! Meet the UltraMax cape! A cape only those with true mastery of every skill may achieve! It comes with stats, style, and superiority, as well as an emote! The one who gets it first gets a trimmed version of the cape in the form of a cosmetic override! Anyone already with these stats may automatically receive a trimmed one from Max in Varrock, who has been developing a new true max cape after reaching his limits! This will not jeopardize anyone who has not yet gotten it.
Jess: Hmm... Challenge accepted. *logs in*

On RuneScape...

Jess: Hmm... *checks skills* huh, looks like I only need to power-skill Woodcutting for an hour to get to true skill mastery. That would be 100k xp in no time. Buuuut... TRAINING MONTAGE!
Rocky turns on and Jess begins power-Woodcutting.

Over at an active crystal tree West of Brimhaven

Jess: "It's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fi-"
Woodcutter: Hey mind if I cut here too?
Jess: Go for it. Not sure if it'll affect my training for the UltraMax cape, but whatever.
Woodcutter: Thanks! Name's Arty109.
Jess: I know, I read in the chat.
Arty: Wait, so you're training for the UltraMax cape!? How much xp left until you get "120" woodcutting?
Jess: About 100k, but I'm not just after the normal cape, though. I'm going for the trimmed version!
Arty: The tri- whoa, slow down there!
Jess: What?
Arty: Okay, let me make something clear: You don't just work for the cape. You race to the top to get it!
Jess: So you're saying I should power-train harder?
Arty: Nobody could powertrain harder than Crystal Trees.
Jess: You can always power-train harder.
Arty: Yeah, but that's not what I meant. There are gonna be other players. Racing with you, trying to climb to the top. You have to climb over THEM to get there. Then you'll get the cape.
Jess: Alright! I get it! The pressure though.

To Be Continued Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

10-May-2014 04:14:00

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 3: The UltraMax cape pt 2: The Race

At the Crystal Tree...

Jess: Just... 217 xp... left...
Announcement: Pubahwhatthe has achieved True Mastery in all skills! She shall now be a competitor in the UltraMax race.
Jess: Ye- wait, what? *gets teleported*

In a pocket dimension similar to the Culinaromancer's, but with circular, color-changing tiles instead of white square ones, as well as filled with a few competitors and an audience of thousands.

Jess arrives.
Jess: W-what the!?
Gruttly53: Hey wassup! New competitor!
Furanand: YER ALL GOIN DOWN!!!@!@
Jess: Gruttly, what's going on?
Gruttly: Didn't you read the news? A race would determine who would win the trimmed UltraMax cape!
Jess: Huh, neat! What do we do, just run?
Gruttly: Naw, we do what we do best: skill!
Furan: You guys may as well give up! I'm gonna win!
Jess: Ok. Now I see what Arty meant by race...
Gruttly: Who?
Jess: Just somebody I met while Woodcutting to get into this.
Gruttly: Ah. Well meet Furanand, Jonnifa2, Yeltada50, and xPro_atRSx. We call him Gary.
Gary: Stop calling me that!
Jess: So you guys after the new cape too?
Yeltada50: Not me! I didn't read the news! I never read it!
Gruttly: Pretty much everyone but Yelta knew about this whole thing.
Jess: Alright. So the race to end all races...
Gary: Exactly, and that's why I'll win, so people will stop calling me "Gary"!
Gruttly: That's your IRL name. Plus we all hate "xPro_atRSx".
Gary: Aww...

Max walks in.

Max: Alright, in this race, you will skill, kill, and plunder. This race is one that many won't survive from.
Jonnifa2: Alright, let's do dis!
Max: On your mark...
The contestants get in position...
Max: Get set...
Jess: *whispering to the others* Good luck you guys!
Furan points at the others and makes a thumbs down.
Gary: C'mooooon...
Max: ... go. *shoots a starting cannon*

In the audience...
Tank: Wooooo! ...huh? *gets hit with a cannonball*
Max: Tsssss... Yeah, I thought that was a blank...

To Be Continued Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

10-May-2014 04:56:22 - Last edited on 10-May-2014 05:01:36 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 3: The Race pt 3: Run from the Beast

During the race, the players chop through wooden barricades, craft omni-runes as door batteries, dodge obstacles, slay monsters, and create explosive for obstacles, among other things. Furan is in the lead, with Jess, Jonnifa, Gary, and Yelta behind him, with Gruttly in last since he doesn't care about winning.

Running to the last obstacle...
Furan: Ha! I'm SO getting that cape!
Jess: Not if I have anything to say about that!
Gary: LEMME WIN!
All but Gary and Gruttly: NO!
Gary: Aww...
Max: *talking through a loudspeaker* watch out for that last obstacle! It's a doozie!
Furan: I DUNN CARE!
A loud crash is heard behind everyone.
Yelta: What was that!?
Max: The last obstacle. The monster you create and defeat in my cape's emote! Except this one you can't kill and is dek'd out.
The strange creature is seen running after the six, except this one is bigger, stronger, and faster.
Jonnifa: Keep running!
Gruttly: Ah well. Good luck you guys! *gets crushed by the creature*
Gruttly is out of the race.
Gary: NOOOOOOOO- *gets crushed*
Yelta: I wasn't all that good in this race anyways. *gets crushed*
Jonnifa: Welp no trimmed cape override for me! *gets crushed*
Furan: May as well give up, noob! I'm gonna win!
Jess: Not if I have anything to say about it! *starts catching up*
The two reach a wall and ladder, with the cape on top, which Furan climbs.
Furan: I see it! The cape!
Jess starts climbing. The creature is climbing the wall behind her.
Jess: C'mon me! Climb faster! You have 99- no, 120 Agility for Pete's sake!
Furan: Give Up! I'm gonna win!
Jess is right behind him now, and the creature is behind her, trying to grab her.
Jess: C'mon, think! *remembers stuff*

In a flashback...
Arty: ...You have to climb over THEM to get there. ...

Reality...

Jess: Of course! *grabs Furan's leg and climbs on him*
Furan: What the- *loses grip and falls on the creature* NOOOOO!
Furan is out of the race.
Max: Pubahwhatthe is winner by default! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

12-May-2014 04:00:46

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Furan: NOOOOO!
Jess: Yes!
Max: Congratulations, Pubahwhatthe, you managed to survive longer than the rest of the contestants! Here it is, the trimmed UltraMax cape!
Jess: Woo! *examines before taking*
Examine: The cape of the no-lifer.
Jess: ...
Max: Yup.
Jess: *roundhouse kicks Max out of the finish line and takes the cape*

CHAPTER END! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

12-May-2014 04:03:43

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