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Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Book 3 is out!

Book 3: More to Things

Chapter 1: A Quest pt 3: Escape, World Event, Christmas, and New Years

John: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Jess: John, we're done with that.
John: Oh ok. Wait, what have we missed thanks to the writer?
Oh a few things. World Event 2, the Christmas event, aaand where he comes from, by now, it's January 1st, a few hours past midnight. Also, he got 99 Dungeoneering today.
John: Didn't miss any of that.
Wha- how!?
Jess: News. Also congratz!
Noob: Should we go back to our quest thing?
Mel: I was just about to ask that.
Child: Do you want to know about our kind?
Jess: Nah, the post that's above the one that's above this one helps a LOT with understanding your kind!
Mother: Help us please!
Mel: Depends. You got any good weapons?
Child: Very! Father is a very good bonecarver!
John: Oh, so like the Dorgeshuun?
Child: Who?
John: Long story. We'll help you regardless the reward.
Mother: Excellent! All you need to do is sneak us out of this city!
Noob: Well that's easy!
John: Okay, so I'm gonna go get a gra-
Noob: BLABLLBLBLBLBLBLCAX22#!~#!$@ *runs further into the slums and breaks down the city wall at the other end*
John: -pple... Welp, nevermind, you're free!
Child: Woo! Now we can go live in the wild!
Jess: What!?
Child: Don't worry! Normal Jukans are born with plenty of survival instincts and ability! The normal Gurrathians would be ripped to shreds if they went out of their cities! Literally... I mean the other day I saw one go through the city gate to the outside and get torn up completely by a frilled yigkak! Of course, there are trained ones who can survive for a decent amount of time. They're officers and militants.
Jess: Well that's pretty freaking incredible! Go on!
All the Jukans that are in poverty run through the broken wall into the open world.
Jess: Now John, about the god, how did you know that?
John: Simple. I deducted that if it's not a race, then it's a group. Their god's name is Gurrath.
Mel: Weapons!

Chapter End. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

01-Jan-2014 06:46:17

Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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Chapter 2: At Sea part 1

Out at Juk's seas...
Jess: Good thing that Jagex gaves us friend ships-oo! Friendships! Yay!-and sailing skill outfits on the SoF and that I got 99 Sailing!
Noob: HOW IS MY SAILING LEVEL ZERO!?!?!? I CAN'T SAIL NOW!
Mel: Relax, the skill guide says that with 18 Herblore, you can make a Sailing potion with a hargurr's dorsal fin, Juk spring water, and a piruk leaf. I made one. You can have it if you let me use you as a meat shield in combat.
Noob: Hm... deal! *drinks the potion and levels up* Wow! I leveled in Sailing!
Mel: So you can sail crude rowboats now?
Noob: Yup! Imma make one! *starts building* You put the fish at the front, right?
Mel: One: It's in the stern, which is the back; Two, the front is the bow.
Ava: I'm gonna go scuba diving!
John: You're in your fire form, so I'll change it to water. *changes it* There ya go!
Ava: Sweet! *dives off the friend ship into the sea*
John: *sigh*
Noob: What's wrong?
John: It's just that this world isn't how I expected it to be. I thought it would be mostly land, but apparently it's reverse.
Noob: Maybe it was how you thought?
John: What do you mean?
Noob: Well, for one, the shore looked an awful lot like a cliff. Also, did you see any areas with snow?
John: Yeah, you're right!
Noob: Maybe some sort of Global Warming did this?
John: Maybe, but maybe it's the god. Followers often reflect their gods' ideals, and the Gurrathians are pretty evil, so most likely Jagex made a new Lucien.
Noob: Or it's the same thing with Zamorak? His followers seem more slave driving and ordered than their god!
John: Yeah... Hey Noob, you're pretty good at figuring things out!
Noob: Just a lucky guess!
John: Well that's one guess then!
Mel: Guys I caught something big!
John: Huh?
Mel: I was big net fishing and something got in!
Jess: Well what the heck are we waiting for!?
Jess, John, and Noob help Mel with the net. They manage to pull it out, and caught in the net is Ava.
Jess: Ava!
Ava: Found something!

TBC Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

10-Jan-2014 03:28:46

Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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Chapter 2: At Sea part 2

Jess: Whaddaya find?
Ava: Well, first of all, Tank drowned with his Valkyrie spear and helm, cosmetic items obtainable from the new winter event including Hati and Skôll, and second, I found this treasure chest!
Mel: Well set it here, let's see what's inside!
The chest opens, revealing... a stone cube.
Noob: ...there anything else?
John: Wait, there's inscriptions on it...
Scratch that. A stone cube with inscriptions on it!
Jess: What do they say?
John: They say... "Bandos dies. The end."
Ava: So the stone cube was just going to give away the obvious ending to the World Event that already ended...
John: Nah, I was just joking. I actually have no idea what the HECK this is!
All but John: UUUGH-
John: BUT, I can definitely tell this is Jukan! Well, FROM Juk anyways...
Noob: Maybe it's a message?
John: Definitely. Why else would someone write this? But... who?
A rumbling is felt in the ship.
Ava: I felt nothing.
Mel: Welp, that's the sound of a giant sea monster. Wonder what it looks like?
A giant creature rises from the deep on the bow (back of the boat). It has large, jagged insect jaws, no eyes, and has an eel tail for a body. Basically a giant blind bug eel. Let's call the monster "Eelbug".
Eelbug: GREEEEEEEEE!!!
A cannonball is fired at it.
Mel: Too eas-
Eelbug: Grght-ndnts! GREEEEEEAAA!!!
The creature falls back to the depths.
John: Weird. Almost sounded like "right in da nuts"...
Jess: Yeah...
Noob: We should sell the cube on the ge for 12 gp!
All but Noob: NO!!!@@!
John: We should get to a Jukan! They may be able to translate this!
Jess: Good idea.
Ava: Although it's weird how tightly the chest was locked...
All: Hmm...
Noob: Is this a good note to end off on?
Jess: Yup.

Chapter end. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

21-Jan-2014 22:46:50

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 3: Combat Beta 2014

Recently a new island was discovered requiring 20 Sailing to get to. This island contains two cities, one with a military training ground, another with a museum. Which one will the gang head off to first? Welp, they're on the island right this moment, so let's see!
Noob: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
John: No, we gotta translate this inscribed cube!
Noob: But I wanna go to the new combat beta!
Jess: Wait, a new one?
Noob: Yeah, it's adding a "revolution" ability which allows you to automatically attack an enemy with available basic abilities, making momentum better, and re-introducing special attacks!
Mel: Re-introducing specs?
Jess: That's what he said.
Mel: John, I'll take my terutium scythe and (too graphic for anyone to read) if you don't let us go to the beta!
John: Ugh, fine...
The clan goes to the beta.
Jess: We're here!
Noob: Where's Ava?
John: *sigh* avatars can't go into the beta...
Ava: I just did.
John: Oh. You proved me wrong, Ava.
Mel: Oo, my scythe has a special attack! "Harvest tier 11"... lemme try it!
Mel uses the special attack. She spins, dealing 3 blows of weapon damage equaling 125% weapon damage (the weapon's damage is the same as a Primal two-handed weapon).
Mel: Nice.
Noob: Lemme try my bladed wand! *accidentally kills himself*
Jess: I got it. "Reap tier 11"
Jess uses the special attack. She raises the wand and hits the ground. It deals 75% weapon damage and healing her the equal amount.
Jess: Wowiee.
John: My turn with reaping knives. "Nail tier 10".
John uses the special attack. He throws the knives at an enemy's feet/other thing below torso, stunning the enemy for 15 seconds and damaging it with the weapon damage every second.
John: Wowzers.
Ava: Lemme try- Actually I got nothing.
Noob: *respawns* This is gonna be good!
John: Anything else we wanna do?
Jess: Nah, just wanted to see these special attacks.
Mel: Same.
Noob: Ditto.
John: Alright, let's go translate this cube!
The clan does a freeze-frame jump.

Chapter end Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

25-Jan-2014 19:37:20

Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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Chapter 4: The Past pt 1: Historical Outbreak

The clan leaves Gjak city and heads for the other city, Nykaal, which has a museum.

John: Hopefully the museum we're heading to is reliable. We shouldn't have to find a person as high up as a scribe.
Noob: Hey Ava, you got the freeze-frame photo?
Ava: Yup. *holds it up*
Noob: Ahh, memories...
Jess: You know, I've been wondering what's the deal with these scythes?
Mel: I dunno, but they're pretty cool!
Noob: Like swag?
Me: NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN OR [too obscene for mortal eyes to even read]!@##!@#!#@!!!!@
Noob puts on a shirt that says "I pooped today!" You know that shirt... It's real.

In the city...

John: Now where's the *sees the museum, which looks a bit old and run down* oh there!

In the museum...

The museum is very old, as if nobody's been in it for years. Dust fills the room with window light showing it off, and there's a pile of rubble in a corner. Artifacts dating to ancient Juk times are held upon pedestals, with one being a scale model of an artifact called "The Harvester's Scythe", and there's a book on top of a pedestal. Wait, why'd I describe it so well? I never do that!
John: I dunno, and I'll look at that book!
Mel: Sccyyyyyyyyyyythe!
John goes over to the book, and Mel to the scythe exhibit.
John: It's a translating book! Yes! Let's see...
Mel: Hmm... "The Harvester's Scythe is dated back to before our lord Gurrath took the world's throne. It was a weapon that could slay gods, but it is unknown as to why or how this weapon was built, since no creature big and intelligent enough during the time was able to use it, and the only one who can and currently uses it is our lord Gurrath." Oh, so THAT'S why scythes are so popular here!
John: I translated it!
Jess: Good, the dust is getting to my sinuses.
Noob: He guys,
Mel: Yeah?
Noob: I never saw anybody else in here...
John: So?
Noob: So, if this is such a good museum, then... why is it abandoned?
Ava: Detecting aggressive NPCs outside...

To Be Continued... Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

01-Feb-2014 06:21:46

Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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Chapter 4: The Past part 2: Ancient Beast

Noob: What's outside!? I'm scurred!
Mel: Relax, probably just some Gurrathian policemen or someth-
John: Guys...
All but John: Yeah?
John: I cleared this rubble and... just look...
The gang takes a look at what was underneath the rubble. It's a Jukan skeleton, wearing ragged clothes with a scythe blade stabbed through it. Pinned to the clothing is a nametag, reading "Curator Gaff Huj".
John: The old curator died here...
A rumbling is heard from outside. And then the roof is ripped off by a giant flying monster. It has the same head from the sea monster they shot, except it has a three-spiked scorpion-like tail and has 4 wings: 2 bat wings and 2 metallic like wings with frills. Let's call it "Juk's Horror". Its combat level is... holy crap...
Mel: What?
It's really high...
Jess: Just say it! Mel soloed Vorago, she can handle this thing!
It's higher than Vorago's. It's even tougher than hard mode Vorago.
Jess: Just say it...
*sigh*... 376...
Noob: That's not too bad. You guys are level 200! We can take thi-
Jess: Pre-EoC, it would be easy, but this is just ridiculous. It's higher than Vorago's!
Noob: ...oh...
Juk's Horror screeches.
John: RUN!!!
Everyone runs out of the museum, and horror chases after them. They head for where they came to Juk: the portal. And they're still running.
Jess: *pant* Wait! Ava! Rocket mode!
Ava: On it! *switches to fire element and forms a rocket thing and rockets away as the horror chases them*
Tank: *sees Ava and the others coming at them* Hey guys!
Noob: Hey Tank! Sorry, now's not the time!
The group passes by Tank, and Tank gets rammed by Juk's Horror.
Tank: ow... *dies*
The rocket zooms into the portal with the Juk's Horror tailing them.

5 minutes later...

The rocket shoots out of the top of the dead Evil Tree and forms Ava again.
Jess: *pant* That... was close...
The horror shoots out of the top of the tree.
Noob: What? How!?
John: It followed us here!
Mel: Time to fight, then!

TBC Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

12-Feb-2014 23:42:04 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2014 03:49:12 by Jimothey

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