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Jimothey
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Jess: Alright, alright, we've had our fun. You guys seen someone down here recently?
Ghostbusters: Nah.
Mel kills the Ghostbusters.
Ghostbusters: Who you gonna call now...? *dies*
Jess: Dangit, Mel!

The clan travels further down the cavern thing where they are. As they go down further, it gets increasingly dark.

Jess: Dang, it's too dark.
Mel: Hold on, imma turn on my nightvision.
Ava: Guys, I detect 3 lifeforms. They're not moving.
Mel: Dangit!
Jess: Hold on, I'm gonna light a torch. *lights a torch* AAAH!
Jess sees 3 corpses on the ground.
John: Holy crap!
Mel: Someone beat me to these victims... :(
A strange voice is heard. What it said was more of a murmur.
Noob: What was that?
Ava: I detect another lifeform. It's human and it's alive. It's coming toward us.
Another strange voice is heard, saying "Justice..."
John: Something's not right.
Jess: No kidding, we're on another world!
John: No, I mean not right, even for this world! Think about it! The human furniture and architecture? The statue of Armadyl? Another HUMAN down here?
Mel: I see the other gu- *Mel goes silent*
Jess: Mel? Me- *Jess sees Mel lying on the ground. She's dead.* AAAAAAAAAH!
The strange voice says "Justice... will be enacted... these people must die... for Armadyl!"
Jess sees the the source of the strange voice: A man with his face torn off, bones jutting out of his arms, legs, and chest, and a long, slimy tongue. He holds a dagger.
Strange Voice Guy: FOR ARMADYL! *kills all but Ava* The golem is innocent... it does what it is programmed to do... carry on...
Ava: No... no, nononono! Guys! *looks toward the strange voice guy* YOU!
Strange Voice Guy: Huh?
Ava flies toward the Strange Voice Guy and crushes him to death.
Ava: FOR THE RAGTAG CLAN!
Ava then leaves, hanging his head in depression. The Ragtag leaders are all de-
Jess: No we're not, we're right here! The porch of this house was a hub.
Oh.
Ava: You guys are ok!
Jess: No, we're traumatized.
Ava: oh. Let's go then!

Chapter End! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

01-Nov-2013 03:30:23

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 4: Survival: Shelter

In the middle of field...
Jess: *setting up Ava to record a guide to survival on the Gurrathian world* Is it recording, Ava?
Ava nods.
Jess: Ah, good! Hello, viewer! My name is Jess. If you are watching this, then you might be lost in this big bad world full of these alien creatures! These creatures are known as "Gurrathians" and, as of now, are hostile to humans. Luckily, you stumbled upon this guide!
John: Hey, when do I come in again?
Jess: Perfect! This guy right here is John!
John: Hi!
Jess: And he'll be teaching us about sheltering ourselves during the night!
John: Alright, so first thing I want to cover is that this is NOT Gielinor, so don't expect survival tricks from there to work here. Now, the thing about shelter on the Gurrathian homeplane is that there are TONS of beasts during the night, so make sure to camouflage yourself and your shelter. No, the camo costume won't work here. Here, we're gonna need to color and cover ourselves with the environment around us. For example: We're in a field, so a good idea of camo would be to take some of the ground, sew it together, and make a hill camo suit. Like this! *holds up a hill camo suit to Ava* Now we-
Noob is seen creeping behind in the background.
Noob: H-hi...
John: *to Noob* GET OUT OF THE SHOT.
Noob: Oh, sorry!
John: Ahem, anyways, for shelter in the fields, dig in the side of the hill and cover the entrance up with the leftover sod and dirt, like this!
Ava pans itself to the hole dug on the side of the hill.
John: Now this is just for fields. It all depends on the environment. For example, in a forest, build a shelter under the treeroots. Why not the treetops? Because they're too high up. And because of the carnivorous demon-hawks that nest up there. For mountains, build an igloo, as there's a lot of snow, and there aren't any caves. It's getting dark, so let's enter our shelter!
Jess: And stop!
Ava stops recording.
Mel: My segment is next, right?
Jess: Yup.

Chapter End! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

02-Nov-2013 03:33:08

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Chapter 5: Survival: Food

Jess sets up Ava again. They're in a Gurrathian forest.
Jess: Now, we will consult a master slayer and huntress, Mel, on how to catch food on the Gurrathian homeplane!
Mel: Thank you, Jess. Now, the key thing about hunting these creatures is that the smaller they are, the more venomous, ranging from 2 millimeters with poison that could kill off a city to 90 meters long with no venom at all, so it is advised that you go for the creatures that are more than 90 meters long. Now most of them are carnivores, which you can still go after, as carnivores, herbivores, and omnivores on this plane are all equally dangerous. *sees a beast the size of a football field with long front legs, short legs, a wide mouth, and a spiked tail* Ah, look! Some dinner! Now the key to catching giants like these is by staying low and camouflaged. Use the disguises John taught you in the shelter part. *puts on the camo* Let's go-a-huntin'!
Mel sneaks up on the beast, who is completely unaware of her. When the beast lowers its tail, Mel runs to it and up it, and goes toward the neck. The beast sees her and tries to shake her off, but Mel stabs a pickaxe in its back as well as a knife so as to hold on, and the beast thrashes even more. She keeps climbing it like a rock climber, pickaxe, knife, pickaxe, knife, until she reaches its neck. Then, she cuts an opening in the neck with her knife, climbs through the opening, and cuts the spinal cord of the beast, killing it. It falls down, and she climbs out.
Mel: So basically, climb these beasts like you would mountains, cut an opening to its vital organs, then take the organs out. It's disgusting, so make sure to wear gloves, and possibly a diving apparatus and fishbowl helmet to breathe while swimming through any blood.
Mel: Then, gut it! Make sure to take the muscles for the food, since the heart and other internal organs are inedible. You're next, Noob!
Noob: *pukes* Urrgh, I'm doing water, right?
Mel: Yes.

Chapter End. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

03-Nov-2013 18:13:04

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