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Jimothey
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Book Two... IS HERE!!@^

Book Two: A New World

Chapter One: Capture

Jess: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Mel slaps Jess in the face
Jess: Oh, sorry, had caps lock on and held the "u" key for a week.
John: *whispers* We should really be quiet...
Jess: Why? We're in the middle of their camp, so we're practically already spotted...
Ava: *Low volume* They're asleep.
Jess: *whispers* Ah.
Mel: *whispers* Wait, where's Noob?
Noob: Ugh, I can't get this outfit o-
John: Be quiet!
Noob: *whispers* Sorry. Ugh, I can't get this outfit on!
Jess: Solomon Store outfit? Just go to the sword and shield icon, then click on the "wardrobe" tab at the top. Then, just choose what you want to override. If you want full outfits, go to the "full outfits" tab on the left, then select whatever outfit you want.
Noob: Ah, thanks. *puts on the outfit*
Mel: I've been scarred.
Noob: Why?
Mel: You didn't change in the changing booth when in the wardrobe like normal players do...
Noob: Ah. Oh...
Mel: Wait, you're a skeleton!?
Noob: Yup. Deathless Regent outfit.
Jess: What else is there?
Noob: Ravenskull outfit, and Sirenic armor which is actual armor.
All but Noob go to their wardrobes to select their outfits.
Mel: OHOHOHO! RAVENSKULL, I LOVES YOU! Even better combined with brutal weapons!
Jess: Yup. Captain's outfit.
John: Mine's a TokHaar Warlord.
Noob: Good. We're ready! Now let's move on!
Gurrathian: I don't think so.
Many more Gurrathians surround the clan.
Jess: What? How did you find us!?
Gurrathian: Our watchers. Plus you guys screamed "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" at the tops of your lungs.
Jess: Ah.
Gurrathian: Anyways, you guys are prisoners aaand get in our prison.
The clan gets clawcuffs on them. (clawcuffs are handcuffs for Gurrathians)
John: Wait, how can you speak our tongue?
Gurrathian: Coincidence.
John: So I studied otherworldly languages for NOTHING!? Ugh... :(

Chapter End

Note about the books: They are each parts of this whole story. Expect more. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

23-Oct-2013 23:50:21

Jimothey
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Chapter Two: Escape

Somewhere on the Gurrathian plane...

Gurrathian Advisor (GA): Master! I have urgent news!
???: Speak!
**: Four humans and a golem have entered our plane!
???: What?
GA: I know this troubles- no, enrages you, but-
???: Perfect!
**: What?
???: We've been needing Gielinorians for a very long time!
**: But why?
???: In time I will tell you. For now, instruct the watchers to keep a close eye on these creatures!
**: Yes sir. *walks toward an exit*
???: And Yukkah...
Yukkah: Yes?
???: Be a good boy and eat your veggies!
Yukkah: Ruff! *runs to the door*

In a Gurrathian prison...

Mel: *Playing the harmonica* Oh we're in a jam! And we're not peanut-butter! These Gurrathian guys... man, they're f___ing mother____ers!
Jess: Oh grass, Mel, would you stop!?
Mel: But I'm boooooooooored!
Jess: But can't you do something else like draw in the corner with this chalk? *holds out some chalk*
Noob: Gimme! *swipes the chalk* HUEHUEHUE MES GONNA DRAW SOMMIN! *poorly draws a troll eating a man* HUEHUEHUEHUE
Jess: Ugh, we wouldn't even be in here if it weren't for- wait, where's John?
Mel: Up on the ceiling. Why?
Jess: Ugh, John, what're you-
John: SSSSSSHH*************HH! >:I
Jess: Oh...
John gets down from the ceiling
John: Hey guard!
Guard: Hmm?
John: I'm hungry!
Guard: Ugh, I thought you already had lunch!
John: the Golem used my food for fuel!
Ava: What?
John: *whispering to Ava* PLAY ALONG.
Ava: Uh... yeah, I did! Need dat fuel!
Guard: Ugh, fine! Here, this said something in your tongue, but I can't read human. Probably food? I dunno.
The box reads: "to John-from James. You owe me 50k. P.S.: eat it."
John: Perfect. *opens the package and finds a cake*
Guard: You people have weird food.
Jess: *whispers to John* Is there-
John: Shh. *reaches in the cake and finds smoke bombs, hand cannons & ammo, and more boom-boom stuff*
Mel: F___ yeah.
John tosses the smoke bombs, blows up a wall, and gets the heck outta there with the clan.
Jess: YUS, WE OUT!

Chapter end Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

26-Oct-2013 17:20:50 - Last edited on 26-Oct-2013 17:22:54 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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Chapter Three: Horror from Another World

Part 1: Storytelling
Fragment 1: John's story

Somewhere in the middle of a *urrathian forest...

Jess: Uhh... guys?
Noob: Yeah?
Jess: Look!
A huge monster appears behind the group and kills them all.

In a cave on the side of the mountain, the clan is encamped there.

Jess: The end!
Mel: Okay, creepy forest, death at the end... yeah those are the only good parts.
Jess: Oh, I don't suppose YOU have a better story, then?
Mel: Thinking of one, but maybe John would like to share?
John: Okay, sure. Here it is. There was this man that went by the name of Michael. People call him Mike. He was like every other man. Pretty much a boring life. That all changed on the night before Thanksgiving.

The story takes place in a butcher shop, where Mike was picking out a turkey.
Mike: Hmm... that one. How much?
Butcher: *50.
Mike: Wow, really? Alright. *pays the butcher*
Michael leaves with the turkey, passing through an alley as a shortcut to his home. He takes a step in, and 3 thugs appear behind him.
Mike: Hello?
Thug 1: You's got a turkey?
Mike: Yeah, why?
Thug 1: We want it.
Michael: Seriously? There's a butcher shop right behind you.
Thug 2: We can't afford it. Betta cough up befo' we's pump yo guts full o' lead.
Mike: Pump? Lead? You've got a shotgun?
Thug 3: Yup. Or we's scoop yo eyeballs out with this rusty knife. *shows him the knife*
Mike: Yeah, why don't you leave before I call the cops?
Thug 1: You wouldn't...
Mike: I indeed would.
Thug 1: Alright. Option 3 then: both one and two.
Thug 2 shoots Mike in the stomach with the shotgun. Somehow, Mike is still standing. Thug 3 then grabs his head and cuts his eyes out, along with a bit of his brain. Again, still standing.
Thug 1: What the hell? How are you's still alive?
Mike: Bblblbrr...
Thug: Cat got yo tongue? Hehe!
Mike: BLARARAAA!
Mike attacks the 3 thugs and bites each one in the neck. The thugs try to scream, but he bit them so hard that it crushed their windpipes.

To Be Cont. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

27-Oct-2013 18:25:33 - Last edited on 27-Oct-2013 18:26:13 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Cont.

The thugs try to breathe, but they start choking on their own windpipes. They eventually bleed out and die, falling on Mike's turkey. Policemen arrive at the scene, and find the 3 thugs, lying dead on the ground, along with a turkey under them. The Police never manage to find Mike. A month later, his boss fires him for not showing up for work during the month at all, his bills kept piling up, having repo-men come and repossess his stuff, and his family starts a search for him. A day later, a middle aged woman tells his family that she thinks she found a person matching his description, but without eyes and having a bleeding stomach, getting the full picture as he turned his head toward her. Three days later, she died from unknown causes. Reports say that she died by an animal due to a thick bite mark on her neck, perhaps an escaped chimpanzee from the nearby zoo, but it seems that no animals escaped during the time of her death.

John: The end.
Jess: Wow, that was pretty good! Got one NOW, Mel?
Mel: Nope. Noob?
Noob: OKAI! PEOPLE GO INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE, A GHOST APPEARS BEHIND THEM, THE GHOST SAYS BOO, AND THEY ALL DIE! THE END!
John: *talking like a news reporter* And that, folks, is what happens when you tell a noob to tell a ghost story! Back to Marilyn with the weather!
Jess: Who are you talking to?
John: Huh? Oh, sorry, I got into Field Reporter mode.
Mel: I think I've got my story...
Jess: Tell us already! C'mon!
Mel: Okay, here it goes!0

Next post for the story. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

27-Oct-2013 18:41:06

Jimothey
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Fragment 2: Mel's Story

The story takes place on Hoover Rd, Hoovertown, Nevada (not a real city) during Halloween night. For Marilyn (Mary) and Zachary (Zack), their married life was going terrible, as Mary's old enemy, Jane Walker, insulted her in a grocery store by calling her "an old sl___y b____" and called the store security on her, telling them that she was shoplifting, banning her from the store, where meanwhile, Zack was fired from work as accountant at LivInsurance because his coworkers backstabbed him by telling his boss that he was the one that shredded their bills, as their boss was "honest" and such, where in reality, the coworkers were the ones that shredded the bills as a prank on their boss. The two were arguing on whose situation was more important. Kids were knocking on their door.

Mary: You're telling me that what happened to you is worse!?
Zack: Of course! My money is supposed to provide for us, but now that I'm fired, I don't see why repo-men aren't knocking on our door already!
Mary: Oh, that job where you sit on your butt all day looking at a screen? You're doing that now! At least I actually get out and get the food!
Zack: With the money I get us!
Kid: *rings the doorbell, waiting patiently*
Mary: *yelling to the door* Oh, sorry! My husband and I are discu- wait, who am I kidding, we're arguing! *goes to the door and opens it*
Kid: Trick or Treat!
Mary: Aw, what a nice costume! You're a-
Zack: Is that a repo-man? Tell him that I'll get the money for the bills soon!
Mary: No, it's not the repo-man!
Zack: Then who is it!? The landlord, mailman, my boss trying to re-hire me, who!?
Kid: Ma'am?
Mary: Oh why are you so concerned with money!?
Zack: Since I was the one who was fired! At least I HAD a job!
Mary: At least I'M not 250lbs and watching TV right now!
Kid: Ma'am?
Mary: WHAT!?
Kid: AAAAH! *runs away*
Mary: Oh great, you scared him off!
Zack: If it's the repo-man or landlord, then thanks!
Mary: It was a kid! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

27-Oct-2013 19:13:46 - Last edited on 27-Oct-2013 20:23:27 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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TV: Breaking News! A total of 11 murders have occurred on this very night at Hoovertown, Nevada!
Mary: What?
Zack: That's where we live!
TV: One of the victims was a woman identified as "Jane Walker" who lives on Hoover Rd!
Mary: Jane!
TV: The other 10 haven't been identified yet, but their occupations were identified as workers at LivIsurance! Here are their pictures! *shows the victims' pictures*
Zack: What? My old co-workers!?
TV: All victims had "Dishonest" carved on their bodies!
Zack: Holy crap! Mary, lock the doors!
Mary: What, to defend against the landlord?
Zack: Don't sass me at a time like this!
Mary and Zack lock and barricade the doors with stuff in the house, then grab their weapons. Zack grabs a shotgun and Mary grabs a metal bat.
Mary:*whispers* Why do you get the gun and I get your bat!?
Zack: *whispers* There's a desert eagle, which is a pistol, in my nightstand.
Mary: What!?
Zack: Don't ask. Besides, that's not even my bat.
Mary: Of course it is, why else is there "Zack" engraved on it?
Zack: I dunno!
The doorbell rings.
Zack: ...Ladies first!
Mary: Ugh, baby...
Mary opens the door to find the kid from earlier.
Kid: Somebody asked me to give you this... *gives Mary a letter and backs away slowly*
Mary: Okay, thanks... *closes the door*
Zack: Hit him with the bat!
Mary: Relax, it was just the kid. Weird...
Zack: Huh?
Mary: This letter has no return address... *opens and reads the letter*
Letter:
y, OU 'r E, N e x t


It's been 3 weeks since the letter was written. There's no more food left and bills are left unpaid, so water and electricity have been cut off. They're hungry. It's midnight. The couple hear something break.
Mary: Zack...
Zack: What...
Mary: Stop breaking things...
Zack: Wh- that's not me...
Both: ... *checks the kitchen to see shattered glass and porcelain*
Zack: Mary...
Mary: Huh?
Zack: *points gun at her head* duck!
Mary ducks, and Zack manages to shoot something.

To Be Continued. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

27-Oct-2013 19:58:09

Jimothey
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Jimothey

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Cont.

The something that was shot was the murderer, who still stands.
Killer: Mmph! RRRG!
Mary: RUN!
Mary and Zack try to run, but keep stumbling since they're hungry. The killer chases them, but because Zack shot him, he limps. Mary turns around and tries to hit him with her bat, but the killer manages to cut off her foot with his knife, so she starts bleeding drastically. Zack tries to shoot him, but the killer shoots Zack in the stomach. His insides are now being dissolved by his own stomach acid.
Killer: Tell the tr-
Mary manages to shoot the killer in the back, and the bullet goes through his heart.
Killer: Tell the truth next time, number twelve... *shoots Zack in the head* *to Mary* Heh, my Thirteenth victim, who knew that that was my downfall? Tell the truth next time, number thirteen... *shoots Mary in the head* Hoover Road has been cleansed. Hopefully, next time, people tell the truth... next time, in the next life... Ahh... *dies*

Television of a neighbor's house: Breaking news! Repo-men discover another murder, as they catch up with local residents of Hoover Rd who haven't been paying their bills. Two victims were identified as Zachary Bellman, a previous worker at LivInsurance and retired robber, and Mary Bellman, local housewife, alleged shoplifter, and retired mugger! The third victim hasn't been identified yet, but the manager of LivInsurance who went missing may be connected to him. Workers there describe him as "honest", so he may be the killer. More on this story to come.

Mel: The end!
Jess: ...That... was... AWESOME!
John: DEFINITELY better than my story! And Jess' and Noob's too.
Noob: NUH UH MINE WAS BETTER!
John: Wait, Ava hasn't told us a story yet! Ava?
Ava: Okay. One upon a time the end.
Jess: It's getting dark. We should get some shut eye.
Mel: G'night.
Noob: One sec, need to pee.
Mel: This is RuneScape, you do-
Noob: Hey, new world, new rules. *goes deeper in the cave and pees* dumm dedee... *sees a door* Guys...

To Be Cont. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

27-Oct-2013 20:22:36 - Last edited on 27-Oct-2013 20:27:36 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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Part 2: Deepening Fright

Jess: What? *Looks at Noob's pants* Noob, put that away.
Noob: Huh? Oh, sorry. *pulls pants up all the way*
Mel: Now your fly is down...
Noob: *zips fly up* Anyways, look. A door!
Jess: And look! We're in a field.
Noob: Apparently this was a tunnel, not a cave...
Ava: I can't detect any lifeforms in there... in fact, I can't see anything in there for that matter! This area is black on my radar!
Jess: You mean minimap?
Ava: You can call it that, I call it a radar.
Jess: John, did you know anything about this?
John: Nope. Never knew about this till now.
Jess: Weird, it's usually John who knows about everything; heck, he even knew about how to find the Missing Ga'al before the "first guy", but he didn't reveal how to find it...
Mel: Pfft, that aint stoppin me! *goes in the house* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jess: Mel, get ba- ugh... *goes in*
John goes in.
Noob: IF THERES A BOSS IN THERE IMMA SOLO IT MY MAIN IS LEVEL 356! WOOOOO! *goes in*
Ava goes in as well.

In the house...
The house is well decorated, with carpeting, wallpaper, a statue of Armadyl holding a sword, and a chandelier hanging above. In fact, it's a mansion!
Jess: Ooo, swanky!
Noob: Don't you mean swag?
Jess: That's WAY overused, Noob!
Mel: Aww, was hoping for something else.
John: This isn't so bad.
Ava: This isn't right, my detector tells me there's NOTHING in the house!
Jess: Your detector is probably wrong.
Ava: Hmm, you could be right, after all this IS a different world!
Jess: Now back to sleep! Where are bedrooms?
Mel: Upstairs?
The clan goes upstairs and finds 2 master bedrooms.
Jess: Good, two master bedrooms! John and Noob, sleep in the one on the left! Mel and I will take the right.
Ava: Where will I stay?
Jess: Downstairs.
Ava: ...Okai!@!
Everyone goes into their bedrooms and goes to bed.
Jess: G'night!
Mel: Night! Hope I'm in your nightmares!
John: G'night!
Noob: GP!
Ava: Shutting down...
As Ava starts sleeping, it hears something break.

To Be Continued. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

28-Oct-2013 22:45:05

Jimothey
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Cont.

Ava: Rebooting... Guys, I think I heard something!
The clan goes downstairs.
Jess: Whaaat... *rubs eyes*
Ava: It ca- uh, what're you guys wearing?
John: Pajamas.
Ava: Oh. Anyways, it came from the kitchen.
Mel: Kitchen? Where's the kitchen?
Ava: Down the hall on the right.
The clan goes to the kitchen to see broken glass on the floor.
Noob: Well, SOMEONE'S been using holy water! *cough*Mel*cough*
Mel: Wasn't me. See? No demonic ash!
John: I think it came from that shelf...
John points to a wooden shelf with a bottle on it. He then reaches for the bottle, pulls it, and a hidden trapdoor appears under him.
John: AAAAAAAAAAH! *thud*
Jess: What the f___? *shouts down the trapdoor* John, are you ok?
John: Yup. Only took 1k damage. Wait... OH YES!
Jess: John!? *jumps down*
Mel: Hey don't go boss fighting without me! *jumps down*
Noob: *jumps down* WEEEEEE!
Ava floats down.

In the trapdoor...
Jess: John, are yo- *GASP!* YES!
Jess and John see zombies dancing to Thriller by Michael Jackson. Who's with them? Zombie MJ himself! Well, in RuneScape anyways.
MJ: Cuz this is Thriller! Thriller night! And no one's gonna save you from this-
Mel: What's goi- OOH ZOMBIES! ALALALALALALALALA! *kills the zombies and MJ*
MJ: Killer... thriller... toniiiiiiiiight! *dies*
Jess and John: Aww. :(
Noob: What's going o- aww, I missed Michael Jackson! :(
Mel: Wait, that was MJ?
Ava: Yup. By the way, I could hear the music from down here.
John: Wait guys... LOOK!
John and the others see the Ghostbusters.
Bill Murray: Who you gonna call?
The Clan: GHOSTBUSTERS! *dances to the theme song*

To Be Continued Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

29-Oct-2013 23:03:49

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