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Chapter 6: Prey
Now in Abandoned 2 Floor 30...
Noob: Hey author/narrator guy, next time don't be so stereotypical about English people.
Actually, I was stereotyping FANCY people.
John: We can't delay, or it will be our dismay.
Mel: Ahaha, good one!
John: No, I'm serious. We gotta keep moving.
The group approaches a strange guardian door. Instead of one eye, it has two.
Jess: This isn't normal.
John: Yeah. There's gotta be something keeping it closed.
Jess: Not that, it's just that I feel like I'm being watched by someone or something...
John: Strange... Look for any monsters in the room.
The group scatters and searches for monster NPC's.
Mel: Found it. It's a necrolord.
Necrolord: Ssh! be quiet! You'll give away our position!
Jess: Wait, what's a necrolord doing down here?
John: Well, lore says that necrolords live in the Occult floors. However, they do occasionaly go up to find a body.
Necrolord: That's true. Now keep it down will ya?
Noob: Why? It's not like there's anything besides you down here.
Ava: Actually, there is.
Noob: Huh?
Ava: There's a couple guards coming through the double-eyed guardian door. There's one problem, though.
Jess: What?
Ava: They're not human.
Necrolord: Quick! Hide!
Two hunch-backed dark blue cycloptic creatures with fangs and finger like crab pincers walk through the door wearing kratonite armor in their shape and hold kratonite scythes.
Guard 1: You seen any humans or golems down here?
Guard 2: No, why?
Guard 1: Apparently, the watchers say that four humans with a golem-type follower managed to get in here.
Guard 2: Really?
Guard 1: Yeah! Now, if these hu- *a primal knife goes through the guard's throat* Aack! Heurg! *gargles and dies*
Guard 2: Bakuul? Ba- *a primal knife goes through the guard's head* GAH! *dies*
Necrolord: Who threw those knives!?
Mel: What? They were gonna find us! I had to!
Necrolord: They're aware!? C'mon, le- *trips and falls on a scythe head first and dies*
Mel:
Uh, should we go?
John: Yup.
Chapter's End! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
Now in Abandoned 2 Floor 30...
Noob: Hey author/narrator guy, next time don't be so stereotypical about English people.
Actually, I was stereotyping FANCY people.
John: We can't delay, or it will be our dismay.
Mel: Ahaha, good one!
John: No, I'm serious. We gotta keep moving.
The group approaches a strange guardian door. Instead of one eye, it has two.
Jess: This isn't normal.
John: Yeah. There's gotta be something keeping it closed.
Jess: Not that, it's just that I feel like I'm being watched by someone or something...
John: Strange... Look for any monsters in the room.
The group scatters and searches for monster NPC's.
Mel: Found it. It's a necrolord.
Necrolord: Ssh! be quiet! You'll give away our position!
Jess: Wait, what's a necrolord doing down here?
John: Well, lore says that necrolords live in the Occult floors. However, they do occasionaly go up to find a body.
Necrolord: That's true. Now keep it down will ya?
Noob: Why? It's not like there's anything besides you down here.
Ava: Actually, there is.
Noob: Huh?
Ava: There's a couple guards coming through the double-eyed guardian door. There's one problem, though.
Jess: What?
Ava: They're not human.
Necrolord: Quick! Hide!
Two hunch-backed dark blue cycloptic creatures with fangs and finger like crab pincers walk through the door wearing kratonite armor in their shape and hold kratonite scythes.
Guard 1: You seen any humans or golems down here?
Guard 2: No, why?
Guard 1: Apparently, the watchers say that four humans with a golem-type follower managed to get in here.
Guard 2: Really?
Guard 1: Yeah! Now, if these hu- *a primal knife goes through the guard's throat* Aack! Heurg! *gargles and dies*
Guard 2: Bakuul? Ba- *a primal knife goes through the guard's head* GAH! *dies*
Necrolord: Who threw those knives!?
Mel: What? They were gonna find us! I had to!
Necrolord: They're aware!? C'mon, le- *trips and falls on a scythe head first and dies*
Mel:
Uh, should we go?
John: Yup.
Chapter's End! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
10-Oct-2013 21:33:14 - Last edited on 10-Oct-2013 21:34:12 by Jimothey
Chapter 7: The Resistance (Part 2)
Gravecreeper: How it possible that monster things able to get through Gravecreeper and friends?
Mel: Oh, THAT'S why there was a crack in the corner of the wall near this door!
Necrolord: Crack!? Well we've gotta patch it up!
A Bang sound comes from the unopened door.
Big Soulgazer: They're trying to get through again!
Jess: Again?
Big Soulgazer: They've tried before in the past, but failed. This is probably going to be tougher...
Gurrathians manage to break the door down and charge in. Some wear primal armor and scythes, others Sagittarian armor and throwing axes, and others Celestial robes and magical brooms.
Big Demon: This is it! Prepare to fight for your lives!
A huge fight breaks out. Mel throws her knives at Gurrathians like there's no tomorrow, Jess chops them up, John blasts them with bloodfire and ice barrage, Ava sicks his Divine Gorajo familiars on them, and Noob keeps getting killed.
Noob: Aww.
Jess: Wait how is John using ancients down here!?
John: It aint Daemonheim!
Jess: Ah.
It takes a while, but eventually the Gurrathian forces lower in number.
Gurrathian 1: Ugh, ***** this, I'm outta here!
Gurrathian 2: Same!
Gurrathian 3: Ditto.
Ditto: Ditto!
All but Ditto: ...
Ditto's Poke'mon trainer: Whups, wrong game... *leaves with Ditto*
Gurrathian 4: I'm going too, the reinforcements can take care of themselves.
Giant Gurrathians barge through the door.
Giant Gurrathian: RAARGH!
Mel: Oh... my... giants... *Mel is extremely happy and happily kills off the giants with John, Jess, and Ava. Noob is still getting the crap beat out of him.* That's 26 more heads to add to my collection! *carves her name into each corpse*
John: Well, that's been taken care of. Let's head on.
Jess: Nope. I'm going.
John: Jess...
Jess: What?
John: Look at your xp counter and money bag.
Jess looks at her xp counter and money bag to see that she has gained a TON of experience and money throughout the trip.
Jess:
Let's continue!
Chapter end! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
Gravecreeper: How it possible that monster things able to get through Gravecreeper and friends?
Mel: Oh, THAT'S why there was a crack in the corner of the wall near this door!
Necrolord: Crack!? Well we've gotta patch it up!
A Bang sound comes from the unopened door.
Big Soulgazer: They're trying to get through again!
Jess: Again?
Big Soulgazer: They've tried before in the past, but failed. This is probably going to be tougher...
Gurrathians manage to break the door down and charge in. Some wear primal armor and scythes, others Sagittarian armor and throwing axes, and others Celestial robes and magical brooms.
Big Demon: This is it! Prepare to fight for your lives!
A huge fight breaks out. Mel throws her knives at Gurrathians like there's no tomorrow, Jess chops them up, John blasts them with bloodfire and ice barrage, Ava sicks his Divine Gorajo familiars on them, and Noob keeps getting killed.
Noob: Aww.
Jess: Wait how is John using ancients down here!?
John: It aint Daemonheim!
Jess: Ah.
It takes a while, but eventually the Gurrathian forces lower in number.
Gurrathian 1: Ugh, ***** this, I'm outta here!
Gurrathian 2: Same!
Gurrathian 3: Ditto.
Ditto: Ditto!
All but Ditto: ...
Ditto's Poke'mon trainer: Whups, wrong game... *leaves with Ditto*
Gurrathian 4: I'm going too, the reinforcements can take care of themselves.
Giant Gurrathians barge through the door.
Giant Gurrathian: RAARGH!
Mel: Oh... my... giants... *Mel is extremely happy and happily kills off the giants with John, Jess, and Ava. Noob is still getting the crap beat out of him.* That's 26 more heads to add to my collection! *carves her name into each corpse*
John: Well, that's been taken care of. Let's head on.
Jess: Nope. I'm going.
John: Jess...
Jess: What?
John: Look at your xp counter and money bag.
Jess looks at her xp counter and money bag to see that she has gained a TON of experience and money throughout the trip.
Jess:
Let's continue!
Chapter end! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
12-Oct-2013 17:42:57 - Last edited on 16-Oct-2013 03:14:24 by Jimothey
Chapter 9: The End... of Book One.
Many Gurrathian brutes break through the door, with a Rammernaut-like Gurrathian captain.
Gurrathian captain: Get the insane one!
Blink: Go! I'll hold them off!
Mel: But I wanna revel in the bloodshed too...
Blink: Sorry, too many to pass up!
Mel: ...Ah well. There are probably more.
The gang goes to the dungeon ladder and goes down it.
They end up in Legendary Floor 61. This floor is much like the Warped Floors, but much more shifted and has a yellow glow instead of red.
Noob: By now I guess I'm not glitching, since you guys will tell me that I'm not.
Jess: Actually, I think we ARE!
John: Nope, Noob's right. It's no glitch. Welcome to Floor 61.
Jess: So it's real? Wow...
The clan goes through a door into a room which holds a massive portal in the middle. Next to it is Bilrach's skeleton.
John: Bilrach's demise was this portal, I believe.
Jess: Weird, there's a primal 2h sword stuck in his skeleton, as well as a primal longsword, several scratches on the bones, poisoned darts, radiation, and a bundle of rock and twine in the ribcage, as well as a note. *Takes the note* Well Thok sure likes writing in blood, and has bad handwriting. Marm on the other hand... yeah.
Ava: So what now, my masters?
John: We go in.
Jess: So we're not done with this place?
John: No.
Jess: Good!
Everyone jumps into the portal and ends up in a Gurrathian camp at night.
All: Holy... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Plot so far: The Ragtag clan finds an Evil Tree and chops it down. However, before it dies, John tied ropes around it and its branches to the ground to make it stand up so he and the clan can climb in and explore. An alien race called "Gurrathians" own the place. A half year ago, after Bilrach died, Moia took up his personality and sold some of Daemonheim's floors to some guy. Why? The floors constantly shift, so they easily move with the Evil trees.
Book Two will come soon! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
Many Gurrathian brutes break through the door, with a Rammernaut-like Gurrathian captain.
Gurrathian captain: Get the insane one!
Blink: Go! I'll hold them off!
Mel: But I wanna revel in the bloodshed too...
Blink: Sorry, too many to pass up!
Mel: ...Ah well. There are probably more.
The gang goes to the dungeon ladder and goes down it.
They end up in Legendary Floor 61. This floor is much like the Warped Floors, but much more shifted and has a yellow glow instead of red.
Noob: By now I guess I'm not glitching, since you guys will tell me that I'm not.
Jess: Actually, I think we ARE!
John: Nope, Noob's right. It's no glitch. Welcome to Floor 61.
Jess: So it's real? Wow...
The clan goes through a door into a room which holds a massive portal in the middle. Next to it is Bilrach's skeleton.
John: Bilrach's demise was this portal, I believe.
Jess: Weird, there's a primal 2h sword stuck in his skeleton, as well as a primal longsword, several scratches on the bones, poisoned darts, radiation, and a bundle of rock and twine in the ribcage, as well as a note. *Takes the note* Well Thok sure likes writing in blood, and has bad handwriting. Marm on the other hand... yeah.
Ava: So what now, my masters?
John: We go in.
Jess: So we're not done with this place?
John: No.
Jess: Good!
Everyone jumps into the portal and ends up in a Gurrathian camp at night.
All: Holy... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
End of Book One!
Plot so far: The Ragtag clan finds an Evil Tree and chops it down. However, before it dies, John tied ropes around it and its branches to the ground to make it stand up so he and the clan can climb in and explore. An alien race called "Gurrathians" own the place. A half year ago, after Bilrach died, Moia took up his personality and sold some of Daemonheim's floors to some guy. Why? The floors constantly shift, so they easily move with the Evil trees.
Book Two will come soon! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
16-Oct-2013 03:01:08 - Last edited on 16-Oct-2013 03:12:35 by Jimothey
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