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part 7 act 3
*Pinchy Respawns where he died
Pinchy: I'M BAAAAACK!!!!!!! Pinch pinch
Pincho: Stupid clown... and Hi Pinchy! * stabs Bimbo with the sword and the poison kills Bimbo*
Pinchanya: Hey Shelly, Where is Jad
Jad: right here
* startle Pinchanya* *dies of a heart attack* respawns where she died*
Pinchanya: What the pinch! where were you?
Jad: thinking of a plan, if there is any chance of me getting to the hotsprings, then this is it.
Shelly: meaning....?
Jad: I am heading there by myself
Pinchanya: that is --
*jad interupts Pinchanya*
Jad: suicide, I know. but that is for someone who is unfamiliar with the Forest.
Pinchanya: you know it's layout don't you?
Jad: Yes... I do. Relax, Pinchanya I know where I'm going. and I am not going completely alone, I have someone with me
Pinchanya: who?
bumble bee bodyguard: he is talking about bumble bee.
Pinchanya: where will we next meet up
Jad: i know of a village just outside the Forest, tell Pincho to meet me there
Pinchanya: good luck
Jad: You don't need luck if you are a troll... *kills 5 zombie hermit crabs and smashes the door down* *makes his way out into the forest with his bodyguard*
*2 minutes later
Zombie Hermit crab: Pinchanya, we are afraid puting you in would endanger the lives of our combatants
Pinchanya: but dont the combatants die anyway?
Zombie Hermit crab: Uhhhhhhhhhh...... *head explodes from thinking about what to say*
another Zombie hermit crab: he was my best friend hard to believe he died
Pinchanya: but arent you already dead?
*Zombie hermit crab heads start exploding from trying to figure ouy what to say next*
Shelly: so thats how you kill them, making them think.
Pinchanya: that gives me an Idea.
Shelly: Me likes where this is going, for the first time you actually know what to do
Pinchanya: your mean.
Shelly: You can blame my parents for that.
Pinchanya: this will give Jad some time to get to the hotsprings. Think You can distract the crab on the intercom
Shelly: you know it Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

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30-Jun-2012 16:22:19 - Last edited on 30-Jun-2012 16:24:27 by Jimothey

02-Jul-2012 04:48:39

12-Jul-2012 03:12:10

AND THE WINNER OF DA CONTEST IS .............


























jamesedison's: clark
James congratulations. however im still going to keep the "Mr" from the old name
so it will be Mr. Clark. once again congratulations Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

18-Jul-2012 04:59:08

22-Jul-2012 03:55:53

WE INTERUPT THIS CHAPTER TO GO TO THE SCENE OF THE CRAB JAIL!
Warden: Well Mr. Pinch you are good to go
Mr. Pinch: I have no idea who Mr. Pinch is. I am Mr. Clark.
Warden: indeed..
Mr. Clark: you dont sound so good, here have this arsen-er I mean water
Warden: ok drinks the concoction, it's very sweet
Mr.clark: hehehe! guess what you just drank? Warden: what?
Mr. Clark: Arsenic in liquid form MUahahahahahahah
Warden: damn should have known *dies*
Mr. Clark: thats for torturing me.... *lets out all the crab convicts*
Mr. Clark: me going to crab hell and your going with me! *starts cheering and goes out the door, killing all the guards using all the training Ardithitine has given him*
Mr. Clark: Herman will be glad to see me
Herman: you are right, Mr. Pinch
Mr. Clark: Herman! what are you doing here?
Herman: It is my off period so I came here
Mr. Clark It is very good to see you, but i am not Mr. Pinch anymore, Im Mr. Clark
Herman: you can call yourself whatever you like, you are still Mr. Pinch to me, and I will refer to you as such.
Mr. Clark: it is good to be back! oh and I did your mom Herman: GRRRRRRRR!
back to chapter Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

25-Jul-2012 21:29:16

27-Jul-2012 03:20:20

Act 4
*outside the stadium*
Jad: hmmmm, I very hungry for some deer *sees Bigfoot*
Jad Omg omg omg its bigfoooooooot
*his bumble bee bodyguard shoots Bigfoot with a shotgun *kills bigfoot*
Jad stupid bee we should have captured it next time bring in surveilance equipment
bumble bee: ummmm I brought the gun and the bullet I shot him with Jad and now you have woken up every single zombie hermit crab and vampire hermit crab, idiot! Think
bumble bee: in that case, running would be very logical if we want to * gets ambushed by some vampire hermit crabs*
Vampire hermit crab: yay blood * sees the bigfoot corpse*
Vampire hermit crab: OMG bigfooot! *gets out a camera and attempts to take a photo but the camera explodes killing the vampire hermit crabs trying to ambush Jad*
Vampire hermit crab's ghost whoever makes these cameras is really bad at what he does
* explosion attracts zombie hermit crabs*
Zombie hermit crab: * talks in a robot monotone* Zombie hermit crab detecting brains and shells in area prepare t-
jad's bodyguard kills the Zombie hermit crab with her shotgun
bumble bee: I hate zombie hermit crabs who talk in a monotone
Jad: they are half as bad as vampire hermit crabs
* gets to a clearing*
Bumble bee: BEE prepared for anything bumble bumble *reloads shotgun and switches to her sniper rifle* *sees at least fifty vampire hermit crabs fighting zombie hermit crabs through the scope
Jad: see anything
Bumble bee: yeah! A bloody killzone
Jad: oooh me loves killzones! *gets out his binoculars*
Bumble bee: troubing thing is that the zombies and vampires are blocking the way, we will have to go around:
Jad: or we could launch a bomble bee strike force
bumble bee: I love those bees. to BEE in the Bomble bee strike force is an honor among us bumble bees, and they blow the **** out of everything that moves! this will BEE fun! calls a bomble bee airstrike on the hermit crabs * bomble bees drop at least 5 tons of bombs on the enemy* * 10 hours later* Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

28-Jul-2012 23:27:02 - Last edited on 28-Jul-2012 23:38:11 by Pink 4 Twink

28-Jul-2012 23:30:16